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Chattanooga Times Free Press | Epps? SEC picks: UT?s prehistoric offense may be enough
So, yeah, Arian Foster lifted his ban on only speaking pterodactyl during interviews (who knew veeek! was pterodactyl for fumble?) this week. But I think we can find some deeper meaning in Fosters pterodactyl talk. I mean, Tennessees offense does seem like its from the Cretaceous Period, right? And its extinct, no? Maybe Arian Foster is way ahead of us on this one.
Also, did you know pterodactyls arent considered dinosaurs? I looked it up on wikipedia, so you know its true. And you wonder what I do all day. To the picks:
Tennessee (+12) at Georgia: I looked up Phillip Fulmer on Googles 2001 index and a link came up stating, Phillip Fulmer has agreed to a contract extension that will pay him between $1.25 million and $1.35 million annually. Thats like seeing on old, closed-down gas station with unleaded for $1.39 a gallon. Also, this: Before this season, Phillip Fulmer was known as Peyton Mannings coach and the guy who couldnt beat Florida. Now he can be known as the best college football coach in the country. Those were the days, huh?
Pick: Take the Vols, even though theyre 1-4 against the spread this. Veeeeek!
So, yeah, Arian Foster lifted his ban on only speaking pterodactyl during interviews (who knew veeek! was pterodactyl for fumble?) this week. But I think we can find some deeper meaning in Fosters pterodactyl talk. I mean, Tennessees offense does seem like its from the Cretaceous Period, right? And its extinct, no? Maybe Arian Foster is way ahead of us on this one.
Also, did you know pterodactyls arent considered dinosaurs? I looked it up on wikipedia, so you know its true. And you wonder what I do all day. To the picks:
Tennessee (+12) at Georgia: I looked up Phillip Fulmer on Googles 2001 index and a link came up stating, Phillip Fulmer has agreed to a contract extension that will pay him between $1.25 million and $1.35 million annually. Thats like seeing on old, closed-down gas station with unleaded for $1.39 a gallon. Also, this: Before this season, Phillip Fulmer was known as Peyton Mannings coach and the guy who couldnt beat Florida. Now he can be known as the best college football coach in the country. Those were the days, huh?
Pick: Take the Vols, even though theyre 1-4 against the spread this. Veeeeek!
