Apocolypse Belichek- Will Fulmer be Next?

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MemphisVol

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Mods- I know this could be considered out of place, but please don't move it immediately. It's just so freaking disturbing, I wanted to share it with as many folks as possible.


Y'all probably heard that the Pats' Belichek had an affair with a married woman. Well, the woman's husband recently announced in court that he had a sex tape of the two.

A Belichek sex tape.

Contemplate that for a second- then try to get it out of your head.

Now mentally photoshop Fulmer's face onto the picture.


You're welcome
:)
 
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Is there a fast track to a bust in the thread hall of shame?
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cibai said:
Who is Belicheck?
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The New England Patriot's head coach.

A guy who (ironically? karmically?) got busted for ordering secret tapes made of an opponent's practices.

Basically, if Fulmer looks like a secret Pentagon experiment to breed sentient sea cows, Belichek looks like Fulmer's first maritime love-child.
 
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this may be the dumbest, most terrible pst i've seen on here. not only is it not funny, it is dumb. hopefully mods delete this stupidity soon.
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I guess if you spend 35 years studying and publishing articles about juvenile sexual offending, the sexual backwardness of American-christian culture, and our constant cuts in social services and education funding, you develop a really dark sense of humor.

Personally, I thought this story was hysterical, because I know without a doubt that as repulsive as the idea of a Belichek (much less Fulmer) sex tape is, that there is absolutely no doubt that it will soon be leaked to the net and become a vastly popular dirty-pleasure.

After all, we're the country that produced not only the first snuff films- but the first midget-sex snuff films.

Stupid? Sure, but only because we've been cutting education funds for years and as a result our culture is a constant cornacopia of comedy material.

Personally, I'm waiting on tenterhooks for the Belichek sex-tape to get leaked. At which point I'm going to try really hard to convince the purveyors to dub in the Atlanta Rhythm Section's "Fat Man in a Bathtub".

If that works, just for the evil pleasure of it, I may also push that Fulmer-photoshop idea too.
 
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ole_orange said:
How do you become a "VN Guru" when you start threads like this?
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First, you are trained to instinctively share freakish stories with the board regardless of what reaction they might get from one partisan group or another.

Second, you have to spend a weekend in the back-country of North Carolina contemplating the homophobic consequences of whether you have an outie or an innie.

Third, you are sent to a certain compound in Northern Virginia where you either prove America cracks you up, or they kill you.


I'm thinking that for the time-being you should avoid Guru-hood, Northern Virginia, and contemplating your outie.
 
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BigPapaVol said:
can you even remotely back up this little claim?
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Good one.

You see guys- BigPapaVol understands horribly dark comedy. Why pick on me?

I report a story that's just come out and laugh about it. Yet everybody but BigPapaVol acts like I'm making it up. Worse, they act like it's fiction instead of just something I'm reporting.

Thanks BigPoppa. If I'd quoted the American, UN, and Unicef studies describing the horrific cuts over the last 3 decades in US education funding and how far, far below most of the industrialized world American kids score, I probably would have be accused of making it up.

The funny part is, we got onto this subject because I merely suggested that a Fulmer sex-tape would be repulsive.


Think if I suggested he was also a homosexual castrati I could get people claiming I was secretly a muslim terrorist too?
 
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The really sad part, BackDoc, isn't that I'm just barely exercising my perversely weird skills for the fun of it.

The sad part is that I just reported a funny story soon to break in the national news and got jumped.


I'm beginning to think maybe certain people should be required to inhale.
 
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MemphisVol said:
Good one.

Thanks BigPoppa. If I'd quoted the American, UN, and Unicef studies describing the horrific cuts over the last 3 decades in US education funding and how far, far below most of the industrialized world American kids score, I probably would have be accused of making it up.
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I'm absolutely accusing you of making up anything that remotely suggests that we have ever cut education funding. We might have low test scores, but that's a parental and societal issue, not funding.

Hell, we pour more money per student into our schools than any nation on earth, yet we still have a whopping A of people who put further money into privately educating their children because of garbage like inclusive classrooms, Pass/Fail grading, limited repercussions for being a turd, shoddy / uncaring parents, disastrously unionized disastrous tenured teaching crowd and, the topper, we don't really care who wins garbage.

Had you mentioned any of that, it might have made the rest of the drivel mildly amusing. Instead, you lumped CPF into a crate with an apparent philanderer.
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BigPapaVol said:
I'm absolutely accusing you of making up anything that remotely suggests that we have ever cut education funding. We might have low test scores, but that's a parental and societal issue, not funding.

Hell, we pour more money per student into our schools than any nation on earth, yet we still have a whopping A of people who put further money into privately educating their children because of garbage like inclusive classrooms, Pass/Fail grading, limited repercussions for being a turd, shoddy / uncaring parents, disastrously unionized disastrous tenured teaching crowd and, the topper, we don't really care who wins garbage.

Had you mentioned any of that, it might have made the rest of the drivel mildly amusing. Instead, you lumped CPF into a crate with an apparent philanderer.
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BPV. I couldn't agree with this post more. To prove this post right MemphisVol take a look at the Memphis City Schools. BPV, you hit it dead on, it's a parental and societal issuse and NOT funding.
 
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MemphisVol said:
Mods- I know this could be considered out of place, but please don't move it immediately. It's just so freaking disturbing, I wanted to share it with as many folks as possible.


Y'all probably heard that the Pats' Belichek had an affair with a married woman. Well, the woman's husband recently announced in court that he had a sex tape of the two.

A Belichek sex tape.

Contemplate that for a second- then try to get it out of your head.

Now mentally photoshop Fulmer's face onto the picture.


You're welcome
:)
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It will probably be a John Edwards Tape coming out next...

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/john_edwards_cheating_scandal/celebrity/64271
 
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MemphisVol said:
Mods- I know this could be considered out of place, but please don't move it immediately. It's just so freaking disturbing, I wanted to share it with as many folks as possible.


Y'all probably heard that the Pats' Belichek had an affair with a married woman. Well, the woman's husband recently announced in court that he had a sex tape of the two.

A Belichek sex tape.

Contemplate that for a second- then try to get it out of your head.

Now mentally photoshop Fulmer's face onto the picture.


You're welcome
:)
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The only question that comes to my mind: Was he wearing the hoodie with the sleeves cut off?
 
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MemphisVol said:
Mods- I know this could be considered out of place, but please don't move it immediately. It's just so freaking disturbing, I wanted to share it with as many folks as possible.


Y'all probably heard that the Pats' Belichek had an affair with a married woman. Well, the woman's husband recently announced in court that he had a sex tape of the two.

A Belichek sex tape.

Contemplate that for a second- then try to get it out of your head.

Now mentally photoshop Fulmer's face onto the picture.


You're welcome
:)
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How about we draw the line at a coaches marriage and his family...
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MemphisVol said:
The New England Patriot's head coach.

A guy who (ironically? karmically?) got busted for ordering secret tapes made of an opponent's practices.

Basically, if Fulmer looks like a secret Pentagon experiment to breed sentient sea cows, Belichek looks like Fulmer's first maritime love-child.
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Belichick
 
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Well, as far as the Belichick story, sounds like a little of the old saying "what goes around comes around" come to pass.
 
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MemphisVol said:
The New England Patriot's head coach.

A guy who (ironically? karmically?) got busted for ordering secret tapes made of an opponent's practices.

Basically, if Fulmer looks like a secret Pentagon experiment to breed sentient sea cows, Belichek looks like Fulmer's first maritime love-child.
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Oh, you must mean Bill Belichick :)
 
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