APB for Brandon Crump

[Freak]

Calling all cars...calling all cars. We are on the lookout for 6-10 250lb Sr. Forward by the name of Brandon Crump. He was last seen sometime last year in a game that probably didn't matter. He is heavily armed with an arsenal of bricks. Also missing with Crump are his defensive skills.

 

[orangetd88]

Put one out for Major Wingate, too.

 

[LadyinOrange]

Y'all kill me.

:dlol:

 

[allvol]

Originally posted by vol_freak@Nov 24, 2004 12:15 AM
Calling all cars...calling all cars. We are on the lookout for 6-10 250lb Sr. Forward by the name of Brandon Crump. He was last seen sometime last year in a game that probably didn't matter. He is heavily armed with an arsenal of bricks. Also missing with Crump are his defensive skills.

I think he's standing out on the perimeter by the 3-point line :dunno: :blink:

 

[OWB]

Man, he looks even worse tonight against Texas. I didn't think that was possible. They have only had 4 offensive rebounds tonight and there is only 4:00 left. In all fairness though, it is hard to get an offensive rebound when your team is bricking the ball out of bounds. I am afraid that this is going to be another long men's Bball season, but at least I am used to it.

 

[donsargegolf]

How about the Buzz Peterson school of defense? The Tar Holes shoot 82.7 percent in the first half against us. Texas beats us 25 points and we get 4 offensive rebounds. Do we have an offense that makes more than 2 passes then fires up a 3? And last year we win one game on the road and average giving up 51% from the floor. I thought Jay Bilas, who played at Duke, was going to bust out laughing. Rick Majeras likewise. Get ready for a long winter in TBA.

 

[GAVol]

Originally posted by donsargegolf@Nov 24, 2004 7:29 PM
Texas beats us 25 points and we get 4 offensive rebounds. Do we have an offense that makes more than 2 passes then fires up a 3?

I missed the game, but heard the final stats - 8 total assists for the entire game!?

Glad I forgot to watch this one.

 

[Volman1970]

Crump need to go see the Wizard and get some heart and courage. I think he is the worse big man in college basketball. He is 6 ' 10 and sorry as heck.We have good shooters and our post players will do us in. When you put out the APB out on him. Post a help wanted for big men with heart to. :furious3: