Since we are talking rumors, I heard at the store this morning that Monte Kiffin was going to suit up and play defense against VT in the CFA bowl. Anyone else heard this?
I also heard that Monte alone will be wearing a Black NIKE Tennessee uniform (Pro Combat style) with an orange helmet and black Power T. Because he will not give up his coaching duties, Monte will also be allowed to wear his headphones while on the field.
Also, expect a cryptic twitter message from CLK on Dec. 30 in which he states "Johnny Burned the Biscuits But Will He Carry the Ball Against the Hokies?" That's right, Johnny Majors will be playing Offense for Tennessee in the Chicken Bowl as well.
The whole hostessgate sage is a ruse to distract from allowing both Monte and Johnny to play in the bowl game. Brilliant.
Finally, Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, Elvis is really dead, and Dale Earnhardt is selling used cars in Poughkeepsie, NY. At least that's what I heard at the store today.