Any Jones Stories yet?

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coffeevol

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Just wondering, I am in and out of the recruiting forum and just get the cliffnotes version mostly. But I remember the story about Kiffin jumping on a treadmill next to Bryce Brown. I rememeber some story about Dooley at the drive thru window getting out of the car and going inside or something. are there any good Butch stories yet?
 
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I heard that Butch lands with a helicopter at the homes of recruits that he's visiting. He likes to make an entrance.
 
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fade route said:
I'd rather not have stories about CBJ like the 2 you mentioned.
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Yeah I would hate to have a coach confident enough to jump on a treadmill a race a kid to get him in school. And it is obvious he missed on his talent evaluation too. I mean what is that Bryce kid doing now?

If Kiffin would have stayed, we might have had superstar like Jamal and Arian on campus. Say what you want about Kiffin being a giant peckerhead, but he was a hell of a recruiter and salesman, just not much ethics wise of course.
 
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coffeevol said:
Yeah I would hate to have a coach confident enough to jump on a treadmill a race a kid to get him in school. And it is obvious he missed on his talent evaluation too. I mean what is that Bryce kid doing now?

If Kiffin would have stayed, we might have had superstar like Jamal and Arian on campus. Say what you want about Kiffin being a giant peckerhead, but he was a hell of a recruiter and salesman, just not much ethics wise of course.
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You're either not very intelligent or you forgot about all of the recruiting violations he had in his short time here.
 
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coffeevol said:
Yeah I would hate to have a coach confident enough to jump on a treadmill a race a kid to get him in school. And it is obvious he missed on his talent evaluation too. I mean what is that Bryce kid doing now?

If Kiffin would have stayed, we might have had superstar like Jamal and Arian on campus. Say what you want about Kiffin being a giant peckerhead, but he was a hell of a recruiter and salesman, just not much ethics wise of course.
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How did all that talent pan out at USC this year?? preseason #1 ending up 7-6 with a pretty embarrassing bowl loss to GT
 
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coffeevol said:
Yeah I would hate to have a coach confident enough to jump on a treadmill a race a kid to get him in school. And it is obvious he missed on his talent evaluation too. I mean what is that Bryce kid doing now?

If Kiffin would have stayed, we might have had superstar like Jamal and Arian on campus. Say what you want about Kiffin being a giant peckerhead, but he was a hell of a recruiter and salesman, just not much ethics wise of course.
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My guess would be that had Kiffin remained at U.T.

(1) We would have beaten some good teams, such as Alabama, Florida, LSU etc. Out of the 13 games that Kiffin coached, we were only out coached in two of those games. The Ole Miss game & the Va Tech game.



(2) As each season progressed, Kiffin would not have taken a chance on questionable recruits like Mike Edwards, NuKeese Richardson, etc. The character of the players would have gotten better. Our roster was so bare that Kiffin took chances on players with character issues.


(3) We would be on probation by now with Willie Mack Garza, the coach who was Kiffin's brother in law, and Oregon on the staff, many, many rules would have been broken.
 
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coffeevol said:
Yeah I would hate to have a coach confident enough to jump on a treadmill a race a kid to get him in school. And it is obvious he missed on his talent evaluation too. I mean what is that Bryce kid doing now?

If Kiffin would have stayed, we might have had superstar like Jamal and Arian on campus. Say what you want about Kiffin being a giant peckerhead, but he was a hell of a recruiter and salesman, just not much ethics wise of course.
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Confident enough to jump on a treadmill? LOL...ok bro.
 
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Butch Jones once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known simply as "The Islands".

Butch Jones can believe it's not butter.

Butch Jones once passed a kidney stone, threw it into the air, and punched it into orbit. We know it as the moon.

Butch Jones can divide by zero.

Butch Jones can slam a revolving door.

There is no "ctrl" button on Butch Jones' computer. Butch Jones is ALWAYS in control.

You and I have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Butch Jones has 46, and they're all poisonous.

If you spell "Butch Jones" in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Some kids play "kick the can". Butch Jones played "kick the keg".
 
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A Klondike Bar will do anything for a Butch Jones

Butch Jones once urinated in a semi - truck's gas tank as a joke .. that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Butch Jones won the World Series of Poker with Pokemon cards.
 
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Butch Jones is the man behind the curtain

Butch Jones does not flush the toilet, he scares the $h! out of it

Butch Jones is so smart he poops out Rubix Cubes, solved!

Butch Jones once got bit by a rattlesnake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattlesnake died.

Butch Jones and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

When Butch Jones stands in front of a mirror, it breaks, because the mirror knows not to stand between Butch Jones and Butch Jones.

Butch Jones does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror
 
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coffeevol said:
Yeah I would hate to have a coach confident enough to jump on a treadmill a race a kid to get him in school. And it is obvious he missed on his talent evaluation too. I mean what is that Bryce kid doing now?

If Kiffin would have stayed, we might have had superstar like Jamal and Arian on campus. Say what you want about Kiffin being a giant peckerhead, but he was a hell of a recruiter and salesman, just not much ethics wise of course.
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I will agree that Kiffin is a great recruiter/salesman. However, he is not a very good coach. With the talent he had at USCw he should have dominated college football this year.
 
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DeusExMachina said:
Butch Jones once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known simply as "The Islands".

Butch Jones can believe it's not butter.

Butch Jones once passed a kidney stone, threw it into the air, and punched it into orbit. We know it as the moon.

Butch Jones can divide by zero.

Butch Jones can slam a revolving door.

There is no "ctrl" button on Butch Jones' computer. Butch Jones is ALWAYS in control.

You and I have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Butch Jones has 46, and they're all poisonous.

If you spell "Butch Jones" in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Some kids play "kick the can". Butch Jones played "kick the keg".
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SmokeySC said:
A Klondike Bar will do anything for a Butch Jones

Butch Jones once urinated in a semi - truck's gas tank as a joke .. that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Butch Jones won the World Series of Poker with Pokemon cards.
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VolinConcord said:
Sharks dedicate a week to Coach Jones.

Coach Jones knows six words that rhymes with purple.
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TnTech_Vol said:
Butch Jones is the man behind the curtain

Butch Jones does not flush the toilet, he scares the $h! out of it

Butch Jones is so smart he poops out Rubix Cubes, solved!

Butch Jones once got bit by a rattlesnake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattlesnake died.

Butch Jones and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

When Butch Jones stands in front of a mirror, it breaks, because the mirror knows not to stand between Butch Jones and Butch Jones.

Butch Jones does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror
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Good luck getting to sleep tonight. That is, if Chuck Norris allows you to get to sleep before he kills you. He's offended.
 
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I met him at church. I asked him if we were going to win ten games next year. He Butch slapped me in front of preacher and said "Butch please!" He then performed open heart surgery with a spork on an elderly gentleman who had a massive heart attack in the back row. TIFWIW.
 
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This is all great stuff...keep it coming
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coffeevol said:
Yeah I would hate to have a coach confident enough to jump on a treadmill a race a kid to get him in school. And it is obvious he missed on his talent evaluation too. I mean what is that Bryce kid doing now?

If Kiffin would have stayed, we might have had superstar like Jamal and Arian on campus. Say what you want about Kiffin being a giant peckerhead, but he was a hell of a recruiter and salesman, just not much ethics wise of course.
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It's called lying and he was excellent at it.
 
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DeusExMachina said:
Butch Jones once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known simply as "The Islands".

Butch Jones can believe it's not butter.

Butch Jones once passed a kidney stone, threw it into the air, and punched it into orbit. We know it as the moon.

Butch Jones can divide by zero.

Butch Jones can slam a revolving door.

There is no "ctrl" button on Butch Jones' computer. Butch Jones is ALWAYS in control.

You and I have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Butch Jones has 46, and they're all poisonous.

If you spell "Butch Jones" in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Some kids play "kick the can". Butch Jones played "kick the keg".
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