An ederly couple was sitting in church....

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Lexvol

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and the wife leans to her husband as says, "I just had some silent flatulence, what should I do?"

To which her husband replied, "Turn up your hearing aid".
 
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An older couple were sitting in church and the wife kept dozing off. The husband had an ink pen in his hand and kept poking her with it to wake her up. The minister was preaching a sermon about Adam and Eve's first meeting. The preacher asked the congregation "What do you think Eve's first words were to her new husband?" Just at that moment the old man used the ink pen on his dozing wife again. In the stillness after the minister's question, she woke up and snapped "You poke me with that thing one more time and I will break it in two!"
 
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LadyinOrange said:
An older couple were sitting in church and the wife kept dozing off. The husband had an ink pen in his hand and kept poking her with it to wake her up. The minister was preaching a sermon about Adam and Eve's first meeting. The preacher asked the congregation "What do you think Eve's first words were to her new husband?" Just at that moment the old man used the ink pen on his dozing wife again. In the stillness after the minister's question, she woke up and snapped "You poke me with that thing one more time and I will break it in two!"
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:lol:
 
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Lexvol said:
and the wife leans to her husband as says, "I just had some silent flatulence, what should I do?"

To which her husband replied, "Turn up your hearing aid".
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:eek:lol:

LadyinOrange said:
An older couple were sitting in church and the wife kept dozing off. The husband had an ink pen in his hand and kept poking her with it to wake her up. The minister was preaching a sermon about Adam and Eve's first meeting. The preacher asked the congregation "What do you think Eve's first words were to her new husband?" Just at that moment the old man used the ink pen on his dozing wife again. In the stillness after the minister's question, she woke up and snapped "You poke me with that thing one more time and I will break it in two!"
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:rofl:
 
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Woman was deathly ill in the hospital and had been under treatment for sometime. She had been praying extensively when she had a vision speaking to God. He assured her that he was not done with her life and she would live 43 years, 8 days, and 7 hours. Upon her healing the woman decided that since she knew her exact departure she would make the best of her time. While still in the hospital, she had several plastic surgery's to enhance her appearance. When she finally left the hospital she was struck by an ambulance and killed as she crossed the road.

She questioned God, "I thought you said I had all this time left. Why did you take me"?

God replied, "I did not recognize you"!
 
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