Alabama

[bournehall]

A lady in Tuscaloosa calls 911. Hysterically, she says, “Someone’s just broken into my house, and I think he’s going to rape me!”
The police officer says, “We’re really busy at the moment. Just get the guy’s jersey number and we’ll get back to you.”

Q: What is Nick Saban’s biggest concern?
A: How to convince the NCAA that bail money is a normal part of an athletic scholarship.

Q: What do you call organized crime in Tuscaloosa?
A: A huddle

Q: Four Bama players are riding in a car, who’s driving?
A: The police

Q: Why can’t most Bama players get into a huddle on the field?
A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.

The Alabama football team has adopted a new Honor System: “Yes, your Honor. No, your Honor.”

Q: How will the Tide spend the first week of Spring Training?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights

Q. Why are so many Bama football players starting fights at bars on the Strip in Tuscaloosa?
A1. 'Cause if they go into the stadium, they'll probably lose.
A2. If they can be in prison next Thanksgiving, they won't have to take another beating from Auburn.

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

41-17

Thought I'd save the resident Bammers the trouble.

 

[VOLNBAMA]

A lady in Tuscaloosa calls 911. Hysterically, she says, “Someone’s just broken into my house, and I think he’s going to rape me!”
The police officer says, “We’re really busy at the moment. Just get the guy’s jersey number and we’ll get back to you.”

Q: What is Nick Saban’s biggest concern?
A: How to convince the NCAA that bail money is a normal part of an athletic scholarship.

Q: What do you call organized crime in Tuscaloosa?
A: A huddle

Q: Four Bama players are riding in a car, who’s driving?
A: The police

Q: Why can’t most Bama players get into a huddle on the field?
A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.

The Alabama football team has adopted a new Honor System: “Yes, your Honor. No, your Honor.”

Q: How will the Tide spend the first week of Spring Training?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights

Q. Why are so many Bama football players starting fights at bars on the Strip in Tuscaloosa?
A1. 'Cause if they go into the stadium, they'll probably lose.
A2. If they can be in prison next Thanksgiving, they won't have to take another beating from Auburn.

You got that from Leno.

 

[VOLNBAMA]

41-17

Thought I'd save the resident Bammers the trouble.

:jpshakehead: You kill me VH

 

[Jaytrain5]

Unbelievable shot by Bama, at the buzzer, to send this game to overtime.

 

[MontereyVol]

I was looking for a thread on this? That shot was crazy!

 

[Tide_Man]

41-17, still wanted to do it.

 

[bigtime]

lol