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"Alabama Son"
It was the first day of Third Grade in a new town for
Little Johnny. As a test, his teacher went around the
room and asked each of the students to count to 50.
Some did very well, counting as high as 30 or 40 with
just a few mistakes. Others couldn't get past 20.
Johnny, however, did extremely well; he counted past
50, right up to 100 without any mistakes.
He was so excited that he ran home and told his Dad how
well he had done. His Dad nodded and told him, "That's
because you are from Alabama, Son."
The next day, in language class, the teacher asked the
students to recite the alphabet. It's Grade Three, so
most could make it half way through without much
trouble. Some made it to S or T, but Little Johnny
rattled off the alphabet perfectly right to the end.
That evening, Johnny once again bragged to his Dad
about his prowess in his new school. His Dad,
knowingly, explained to him, "That's because you are
from Alabama, Son."
The next day, after Physical Education, the boys were
taking showers. Johnny noted that, compared to the
other boys in his grade, he seemed overly "well-endowed."
This confused him. That night he told his dad, "Dad,
they all have little tiny ones, but mine is ten times
bigger than theirs. Is that because I'm from Alabama?"
he asked.
"No, Son," explained his Dad, "That's because you're
18."
It was the first day of Third Grade in a new town for
Little Johnny. As a test, his teacher went around the
room and asked each of the students to count to 50.
Some did very well, counting as high as 30 or 40 with
just a few mistakes. Others couldn't get past 20.
Johnny, however, did extremely well; he counted past
50, right up to 100 without any mistakes.
He was so excited that he ran home and told his Dad how
well he had done. His Dad nodded and told him, "That's
because you are from Alabama, Son."
The next day, in language class, the teacher asked the
students to recite the alphabet. It's Grade Three, so
most could make it half way through without much
trouble. Some made it to S or T, but Little Johnny
rattled off the alphabet perfectly right to the end.
That evening, Johnny once again bragged to his Dad
about his prowess in his new school. His Dad,
knowingly, explained to him, "That's because you are
from Alabama, Son."
The next day, after Physical Education, the boys were
taking showers. Johnny noted that, compared to the
other boys in his grade, he seemed overly "well-endowed."
This confused him. That night he told his dad, "Dad,
they all have little tiny ones, but mine is ten times
bigger than theirs. Is that because I'm from Alabama?"
he asked.
"No, Son," explained his Dad, "That's because you're
18."
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