Alabama, Saturday, The Future, Moon Pies, indoor plumbing, and the Internet

[DonDiego]

DEEP THOUGHTS, BAMA STYLE:


No Tennessee fan has ever:

Tweeted about a win over Alabama.

Summoned an Uber after beating Alabama

Posted on Facebook or Instagram after Tennessee beat Alabama

Or streamed Netflix after beating Alabama


Cause sometimes, 4742 days can be just too mindnumbing to keep in perspective.

Ninety percent of Alabama fans couldn't figure out how to do any of the four things you just listed, whether the gumps win or lose. I lived there for six months one year--it's all I could stand. Nasty place.

 

[82_VOL_83]

The only way for UT's defense to play "past" their potential is to dress some other team's defense.

F off, this is our dream.