Alabama, Saturday, The Future, Moon Pies, indoor plumbing, and the Internet

#51
#51
We all think that we Melt down when things go horribly wrong. Lets think about how bad the Bammers will melt when the unthinkable happens Saturday. The orange rolls out of the tunnel, the Defense is playing past their potential, Maurer continues his climb, asserting himself as the guy and a forever hero to the Vol Faithful. Connecting with Jennings over the middle setting up a late field goal to win it. The ball is snapped, it’s up, it’s long enough, it’s good. A deafening silence falls over Bryant Denny. The Gumps are in tears as Maurer runs off the field as Tennessee wins 9-6!

The future is bright and full of 🍊
The echos are stirring
The Hill is alive
Rocky Top flows through the streets like beer at a frat house

Waking home after the worst day of their lives because their truck won’t start, the dog run off, and momma throwd then out the house cause Bama lost they buy the one thing that’s always been there for them: Moon Pies. A round circular Marshmallow full of comfort and support when cousin Eddie just isn’t enough. Drowning in their sorrows because the seasons over and the world isn’t what it seems the house is better because they no longer have to use a bucket and dig a hole with cousin Rodney. As the night rolls on as Andy from Tuscaloosetoother searches the internet for an answer. any answer, as to how their savior can lose to a inferior coach like Pruitt be realizes aunt Cindy Lynn hollers dinner is ready.

Saturday, the 🍊 rise from these ashes.
We will win
We will end the streak
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#52
#52
Well, that's okay. You didn't understand the difference between "implied" and "inferred" in the other thread -- and he doesn't proclaim himself a writer. (Although he IS pretty good at it.)

But thanks for playing along with us. It's all good clean fun, Southern style.

Nope. The quid-pro-quo was implied given the circumstances surrounding Fulmer's testimony. The angry fans could have inferred it had I phrased the sentence differently.
 
#57
#57
We all think that we Melt down when things go horribly wrong. Lets think about how bad the Bammers will melt when the unthinkable happens Saturday. The orange rolls out of the tunnel, the Defense is playing past their potential, Maurer continues his climb, asserting himself as the guy and a forever hero to the Vol Faithful. Connecting with Jennings over the middle setting up a late field goal to win it. The ball is snapped, it’s up, it’s long enough, it’s good. A deafening silence falls over Bryant Denny. The Gumps are in tears as Maurer runs off the field as Tennessee wins 9-6!

The future is bright and full of 🍊
The echos are stirring
The Hill is alive
Rocky Top flows through the streets like beer at a frat house

Waking home after the worst day of their lives because their truck won’t start, the dog run off, and momma throwd then out the house cause Bama lost they buy the one thing that’s always been there for them: Moon Pies. A round circular Marshmallow full of comfort and support when cousin Eddie just isn’t enough. Drowning in their sorrows because the seasons over and the world isn’t what it seems the house is better because they no longer have to use a bucket and dig a hole with cousin Rodney. As the night rolls on as Andy from Tuscaloosetoother searches the internet for an answer. any answer, as to how their savior can lose to a inferior coach like Pruitt be realizes aunt Cindy Lynn hollers dinner is ready.

Saturday, the 🍊 rise from these ashes.
We will win
We will end the streak

F’it. I’m in.
 
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#58
#58
As the late Bill Paxton said:

We will not go quietly into the night!
We will not go down without a fight!
 
#59
#59
It sounds racist so....
It's about a white boxer that trains his butt off, gets really hyped up. His opponent.is a boxing great that doesnt train, gains alot of fat, smokes etc. They get in the ring and they great white hype gets knocked in seconds.
 
#60
#60
It's about a white boxer that trains his butt off, gets really hyped up. His opponent.is a boxing great that doesnt train, gains alot of fat, smokes etc. They get in the ring and they great white hype gets knocked in seconds.

That is such an awesome movie. More people need to see it.
 
#61
#61
It's about a white boxer that trains his butt off, gets really hyped up. His opponent.is a boxing great that doesnt train, gains alot of fat, smokes etc. They get in the ring and they great white hype gets knocked in seconds.

I was only kidding but thank you for the story line sir
 
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#68
#68
Thank you. Now give us your crazy maybe not so crazy prediction or story

In 1993, Florida beat Kentucky on a last second TD to Chris Doering which a lot of people have seen or heard of. What they don't mention is that Florida threw 7 interceptions in that game which is how Kentucky almost won.

Any crazy scenario that has Tennessee winning has to include lots and lots of Alabama turnovers.

Maybe, you can get Kid Lester to make it rain (Best of Times movie reference. Funny movie if you never saw it)
 
#70
#70
In 1993, Florida beat Kentucky on a last second TD to Chris Doering which a lot of people have seen or heard of. What they don't mention is that Florida threw 7 interceptions in that game which is how Kentucky almost won.

Any crazy scenario that has Tennessee winning has to include lots and lots of Alabama turnovers.

Maybe, you can get Kid Lester to make it rain (Best of Times movie reference. Funny movie if you never saw it)

So 9-6 fits!

It’s a damned sign gentlemen!
 
#72
#72
"Defense is playing past their potential."

The potential for most of the defense is really high, as they are young. If they play to potential, Tennessee wins!
 

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