Alabama Joke

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Two guys were driving down the interstate in Alabama. They get pulled over by a State Trooper. The trooper walks up to the driver's side. The driver rolls down the window and the trooper smacks him in the face with is billy stick. The drivers says "What was that for?". The trooper says "When I walk up to the car you better have your licenses ready, that's how we do it in Alabama." He writes the ticket and walks to the passenger side. The passenger rolls down his window and the trooper smacks him in the face with his billy stick. He says "Why did you do that?". The trooper says "I was just making your wish come true. I know you'll get 10 miles down the road and look at your buddy over there and say 'I wish he'd have tried that crap with me.'"
 
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Two guys were driving down the interstate in Alabama. They get pulled over by a State Trooper. The trooper walks up to the driver's side. The driver rolls down the window and the trooper smacks him in the face with is billy stick. The drivers says "What was that for?". The trooper says "When I walk up to the car you better have your licenses ready, that's how we do it in Alabama." He writes the ticket and walks to the passenger side. The passenger rolls down his window and the trooper smacks him in the face with his billy stick. He says "Why did you do that?". The trooper says "I was just making your wish come true. I know you'll get 10 miles down the road and look at your buddy over there and say 'I wish he'd have tried that **** with me.'"

:lolabove: :good!: that was pretty good
 
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