A Big Orange Genie Will Grant You Three Wishes...

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Just something fun to pass the time...

If a big Orange UT Genie could grant you three somewhat practical wishes...anything you want except for championships (Kinda like Angels in the Outfield), what would you ask for? Here are my three:

1: We beat Florida
2: All the linemen play extremely well (OL and DL)
3: Justin Worley has a great season
 
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Wouldn't it be:

1) National Title
2) Heisman winner
3) #1 recruiting class next season

It really couldn't be any better than that could it?

Edit: Ohhhh no championships. Ok replace number 1 with beat Florida.
 
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chatt-townVOL said:
Wouldn't it be:

1) National Title
2) Heisman winner
3) #1 recruiting class next season

It really couldn't be any better than that could it?

Edit: Ohhhh no championships. Ok replace number 1 with beat Florida.
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I guess I figure if we beat Florida, our lines play really well, and Worley has a really good year...then the team will be pretty darn good. So a top recruiting class would inevitably follow. And with a top recruiting class, a Heisman candidate at minimum is likely. And with a top recruiting class and a Heisman candidate, we should be able to beat Florida no problem. :)
 
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1. Anyone wearing Alabama gear who isn't from the state or attended the college immediately contracts a venereal disease.

2. perpetual undefeated seasons (don't care if it isn't recognized as a championship, as long as we beat everyone)

3. more wishes (you always wish for more wishes, right?)
 
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  1. Lifetime Season Tickets for my family
  2. Bathrooms upgraded at Neyland
  3. Saban retires or returns to NFL
 
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skasper06 said:
Just something fun to pass the time...

If a big Orange UT Genie could grant you three somewhat practical wishes...anything you want except for championships (Kinda like Angels in the Outfield), what would you ask for? Here are my three:

1: We beat Florida
2: All the linemen play extremely well (OL and DL)
3: Justin Worley has a great season
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It'll take a damn genie to get involved for us to finally beat Florida
 
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oregonvol said:
1. Anyone wearing Alabama gear who isn't from the state or attended the college immediately contracts a venereal disease.

2. perpetual undefeated seasons (don't care if it isn't recognized as a championship, as long as we beat everyone)

3. more wishes (you always wish for more wishes, right?)
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That's a damn solid post Oregon.
 
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Three wishes....

1) infinite wishes
2) National championship
3) Heisman trophy
4) Espn, Rivals, 247, Scout coin this coming class as the best. Ever.
5) Gibson, Lewis, Mckenzie, Sweat, and Settle all commit on the same day
6) Saban breaks his head set
7) Muschamp breaks his nose
8) Spurrier throws his visor
9) Did I miss anything?
10) Billions of dollars for me
11) UT always wins, Bama and Florida always lose.
12) Neyland gets a 50,000 seat upgrade
 
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1. Tennessee to never lose.
2. bama to never win.
3. A tunnel running from Pulaski to Panama City.
 
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1. The fat guy that sits in front of me during the game quits farting relentless and blames it on his son
2. The guy that sits behind me realizes that his knee is firmed planted in my back
3. KPD allows me to make a left westward after the game
 
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1. Nick Saban develops an overwhelming calling to become a permanent missionary to New Guinea.

2. Our entire offensive and defensive lines have the strength, athleticism and technique of First Round draft choices. IMMEDIATELY!

3. One of our quarterbacks plays with the feet of Johnny Manziel, the arm of Dan Fouts, the brain of Peyton Manning and the clutch ability of Tom Brady.

That is all.
 
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What with all these wishes that Saban would leave? He's one of the best. And to be the best, you have to beat the best. The better wish is that CBJ would beat him relentlessly every year.
 
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skasper06 said:
What with all these wishes that Saban would leave? He's one of the best. And to be the best, you have to beat the best. The better wish is that CBJ would beat him relentlessly every year.
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To be the man you gotta beat the man? Yep, I spent too much of my time in the 1980s wanting Ronnie Garvin to beat Ric Flair for the WCW World Heavyweight Championship. It's a whole lot easier just to get rid of the man. LOL
 
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1. DT
2. OL
3. QB
give me that and we vol nation will be dancing in the streets in the year 2016:dance2:
 
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1. Go undefeated at home next season. (That would be beating Alabama and Florida)
2. Go to a Jan. 1st Bowl game. (win 8 or more games in regular season, hopefully that will get us there)
3. Number 1 recruiting class and hope for the future.(with an Awesome QB and dominant DT's)
 
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Biopsyman said:
1. The fat guy that sits in front of me during the game quits farting relentless and blames it on his son
2. The guy that sits behind me realizes that his knee is firmed planted in my back
3. KPD allows me to make a left westward after the game
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this is awesome
 
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1. Return to football greatness
2. Basketball teams to be in the "hunt" yearly.
3. Another Genie with 3 more wishes.
 
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(1) Every position, every year is filled by an All-American. Entire Offense are All-Americans. Entire Defense are All-Americans Key positions on Special Teams are All-Americans each and every year..........

(2) Never lose against an S.E.C. opponent for 12 straight seasons.

(3) Have seven Heisman trophy winners in a 12 year period.
 
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