A Big Orange Birthday Roast

[BigOrangeMojo]

Please be forewarned, this may be the worst offseason thread this year (although the competition is pretty steep there).

I am turning 40 this week and I've had some fun at some of y'all's expense over the years so its time for revenge. Instead of wishing a Happy Birthday, you can make this a roast at my expense. All digs need to have a UT or SEC theme so Freak don't immediately kick us to the Pub.

Here's two examples....

"You know you are old when you were alive the last time UGA won a national title" or "Once you turn 40, you will be softer than a Butch Jones' S&C program"

One caveat, much like this guy below played us, I might take advantage of the situation and strike back with a dig of my own.

 

[Behr]

Tl:dr:dc.

Go Vols! Peyton Manning is the GOAT.

Happy Birthday!!

 

[jakez4ut]

Tl:dr:dc.

Go Vols! Peyton Manning is the GOAT.

Happy Birthday!!

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Tl:dr:dc.

Go Vols! Peyton Manning is the GOAT.

Happy Birthday!!

I'll admit. All I really wanted a mindless Behr dropping and you obliged. Thanks!

 

[joevol33]

I'll admit. All I really wanted a mindless Behr dropping and you obliged. Thanks!

Mindless Behr is what he does best. You'll experience that now that you're older than dirt! Happy birthday.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Mindless Behr is what he does best. You'll experience that now that you're older than dirt! Happy birthday.

Once I turn 40, I'm afraid I will turn out to be just like your spirit animal, UGA. I'll be fat, lazy, lay around all day, and partially incompetent....

 

[joevol33]

Once I turn 40, I'm afraid I will turn out to be just like your spirit animal, UGA. I'll be fat, lazy, lay around all day, and partially incompetent....

I hope not cause I like you, I hate uga

 

[VolBricks]

Yo Mama so fat..........

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Yo Mama so fat..........

As I get older, I hopefully won't make any more youthful mistakes such as having a Butch Jones reference in my VN name.....

 

[FlyFishnVol]

To be 40 again, I envy you..........40-48 are very good years. If some of your body parts have not gone to far south and you're not waking up 2-3 times a night to take a piss..........you are good.

Happy Birthday! Go Vols!

 

[Johnnyreb#VFL]

Unfortunately OP, your grey hair and eyes prove that time waits for no man.

Except Paul Bain. Time waits for Paul Bain.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

I hope not cause I like you, I hate uga

Liar

 

[joevol33]

Liar

Reported!