95 - The better than pooch's thread thread

[DD4ME]

I'm due a winner so I'm going to bequeath 95 with a thread more reflective of his caliber.
Don't **** it up people. If this fails he gets no more threads.

 

[DD4ME]

95 reasons 95 is awesome.

 

[DD4ME]

He flosses regularly

 

[DD4ME]

He let's me kill him in black ops

 

[theFallGuy]

he leaves no dingleberries when he wipes

 

[DD4ME]

He booms jhen's thread when no one else is around

 

[DD4ME]

He gives cred to TRM by asking questions when TRM's reponses deserve little cred.

 

[DD4ME]

He's never overly douchy while still being a quality jack ass

 

[DD4ME]

He stays up just late enough to be cool while still passing out early enough to be deemed responsible

 

[DD4ME]

He eats cocoa krispies for dinner

 

[DD4ME]

He's the least obtrusive h4l

 

[DD4ME]

95, apparently I'm the only one who has 95 reasons you're cool.

 

[DD4ME]

He apparently has no friends but is ok with that.

 

[DD4ME]

95 is cool cause he understands if I make it to like 20 reasons that it's his fault and not mine

 

[DD4ME]

Uses dental damn whenever performing felattio. And makes it seem normal.

 

[DD4ME]

Let me beat him in our 10k post race

 

[DD4ME]

Drinks good beer

Shiner's Ruby Redbird, different and good but not wanting more than one.

 

[OtterFH]

95. H4dl

 

[95 Vol Alum]

My name doesn't move the needle. Lulz.

 

[Cyclopskiller]

A vol alum= winner(in my book)

 

[Orangeslice13]

Knows the average laden wing speed of the African Swallow.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

European swallow

 

[Orangeslice13]

Doesn't complain about flesh wounds

 

[Orangeslice13]

Is awake

 

[The Ron Mexico]

95 is one of the few people that is not dead to me.