95 Challenges the Mods to a Fight

[joevol33]

Georgia man in Waffle House jailed over lack of barbecue sauce - Story | WAGA



Most inspiring story I’ve read all week 😜. Reminded me of this thread.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I’d go to jail over some BBQ sauce as well.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

I'd go to jail over some Arby's sauce now

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Amen

 

[Orangeslice13]

I'd go to jail over some Arby's sauce now

I actually have the Arby’s sauce recipe and have gotten pretty good at making it.

 

[joevol33]

I actually have the Arby’s sauce recipe and have gotten pretty good at making it.

That stuff is magical

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

I actually have the Arby’s sauce recipe and have gotten pretty good at making it.

Care to share?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Places you can find me: Arby’s, Burger King, Waffle House, All You Can Eat Buffets, Ron’s mom’s basement

Places you can’t find me: Jail, Planet Fitness

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Places you can find me: Arby’s, Burger King, Waffle House, All You Can Eat Buffets, Ron’s mom’s basement

Places you can’t find me: Jail, Planet Fitness

I figured you just equated Planet Fitness to jail anyway.

 

[BadJerry20]

Places you can find me: Arby’s, Burger King, Waffle House, All You Can Eat Buffets, Ron’s mom’s basement

Places you can’t find me: Jail, Planet Fitness

Is this an invite?

 

[Leximax]

I’ll fight after my day at work.

 

[joevol33]

I’ll fight after my day at work.

Boom

 

[Weezer]

In case the Waffle House is too far away, is a Huddle House beatdown okay? What about IHOP?

 

[joevol33]

In case the Waffle House is too far away, is a Huddle House beatdown okay? What about IHOP?

I’m definitely going to an ihop fight!

 

[Weezer]

I’m definitely going to an ihop fight!

Last time I saw an IHOP fight, the crowd(inside the restaurant) started chanting "Jerry" like it was an episode of Springer.

 

[joevol33]

Last time I saw an IHOP fight, the crowd(inside the restaurant) started chanting "Jerry" like it was an episode of Springer.

Haha

 

[Leximax]

Last time I saw an IHOP fight, the crowd(inside the restaurant) started chanting "Jerry" like it was an episode of Springer.

I reserve my interactions with Jerry to situations where I don’t know who the father is; it rarely happens.

 

[Behr]

Wtf?

 

[Weezer]

I'm willing to take the paternity test if necessary. But no lie detector tests. Apparently "none of your damn business" counts as a lie.

 

[Leximax]

No paternity tests necessary. No kiddos here; I’m too selfish and clean.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

:ermm:

 

[Weezer]

No paternity tests necessary. No kiddos here; I’m too selfish and clean.

Are you suggesting I'm not clean? FTR, I finished my course of antibiotics.

 

[Leximax]

😂
Let me rephrase... neat and tidy.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Is 95 the one who started the IHOP fight?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Only losers fight at IHOP.