MATCHDAY #3 LADY VOLS ⚽️ Thread: Next Up ‘Texas A&M’ 7pm @Regal Stadium(Admission is Free)

Is there a list of high school players that we have offered?
Who's the unofficial recruiting-nerd for soccer here?

The Lady Vols Soccer bandwagon is starting to take on new passengers, but it's still parked at the foot of the learning curve ⤴️ ...while the football season opening kickoff is looming large and loud, ready to suck the oxygen out of the room.
Mad is the person with the answers.
 
Former Lady Vol coach Angela Kelly has had a rough start at Texas this year. And things aren’t getting any better against Houston. Currently down 4-1


Texas goes to Houston and is headed back to Austin with a 4-1 defeat in another shocking loss for the Horns.

One of the biggest wins in program history for the Cougars.


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I’m reconsidering posting after discovering the antimango views.
Okay, I'll come clean on the mangos. When I was a wee child, my auntie was taking care of me while I was sick. But she needed to go out and place some bets with her bookie at a bar around the corner. So she put a children's record on the record player to keep me unaware that I was alone while she was gone.

Unfortunately, she set the RPM speed too fast for the record. Worse, the record had a bad scratch on it so that after about a minute, the needle would jump back to the beginning.

This is the song. It played continuously for an hour...

and to this day I get a panic attack when I hear the word "mango."

I even fled the movie theater when I heard, "Candy-gram for Mister Mongo,"
thinking Clevon Little might be speaking with a Carribbean accent.
😞
 
Okay, I'll come clean on the mangos. When I was a wee child, my auntie was taking care of me while I was sick. But she needed to go out and place some bets with her bookie at a bar around the corner. So she put a children's record on the record player to keep me unaware that I was alone while she was gone.

Unfortunately, she set the RPM speed too fast for the record. Worse, the record had a bad scratch on it so that after about a minute, the needle would jump back to the beginning.

This is the song. It played continuously for an hour...

and to this day I get a panic attack when I hear the word "mango."

I even fled the movie theater when I heard, "Candy-gram for Mister Mongo,"
thinking Clevon Little might be speaking with a Carribbean accent.
😞

🤣😂🤣

What a nightmare,
Now it’s stuck in my head.
 


KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — The Lady Vols soccer team has kicked off the 2025 season in impressive fashion—knocking off two top-five opponents and winning every game in shutout fashion.
After a 3-0 win over LMU on Saturday, Tennessee improved to 4-0 on the year. Even more impressive: they’ve outscored their opponents 15-0 over that stretch, making it the best start of the Joe Kirt era.
The last time the program saw a start this strong was in 2021—a season that ended with an SEC Tournament title.
Leading the way this year are Shae O’Rourke and Alivia Stott, who are both tied for the most goals in the SEC so far, providing a major spark to Tennessee’s offensive attack.
The Lady Vols look to keep the momentum going when they travel to North Carolina to take on Western Carolina next Sunday.
 
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