2 Questions, Need Help Please, Whether you hate me or not

#53
#53
bwilli40 said:
Dude as a 5th year UT student the tour is bs especially for transfers. "Girlfriend transfered in" the proper game day attire does not invole UT tennis shoes. The correct way is to wear sear sucker pants. Obviously orange and white. White polo button down only half buttoned. Pair of cole hans and a large but not to rediculous whiskey stain on your button down. If not dressed this way you my friend are no true southern football sports fan! Oh also sunglasses must have a pair of croakies. Mandatory. Welcome to UT and get ready for the Kiffin revolution. The reason for a glorious 6th year
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Um, no.
 
#54
#54
bwilli40 said:
Dude as a 5th year UT student the tour is bs especially for transfers. "Girlfriend transfered in" the proper game day attire does not invole UT tennis shoes. The correct way is to wear sear sucker pants. Obviously orange and white. White polo button down only half buttoned. Pair of cole hans and a large but not to rediculous whiskey stain on your button down. If not dressed this way you my friend are no true southern football sports fan! Oh also sunglasses must have a pair of croakies. Mandatory. Welcome to UT and get ready for the Kiffin revolution. The reason for a glorious 6th year
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If you want to look mandatorly gay, yes.
 
#56
#56
pantone151 said:
Here's what you need to do:

Stay out late the night before drinking. Get up and realize you've missed half of the mornings agenda. Walk around until you find a group of people walking around and catch up with them. Find someone who looks like they've been paying attention and tell them you were in the can and ask what you missed. Walk with said group until lunch. At this time, slink away and grab some food from the strip, the food provided for the tour groups sucks. After lunch, find another group walking around and repeat above steps for joinging a group, but this time find a cute girl and offer to take your own tour... Usually towards the end is when you schedule classes. You can skip this step and just do it the first day of classes. That my friend, is the best way to tour campus.

also, keep in touch with cute girl you meet in the second tour group... she'll come in handy for notes and such when you start missing classes for weeks at a time...


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Then, if you decide to go to Tennessee, make sure that your orientation follows the same routine...don't go to anything you don't have to, get drunk in student housing, and try to catch a basketball game if it's during winter session...

...and make female friends...
 
#57
#57
VOLS85 said:
Then, if you decide to go to Tennessee, make sure that your orientation follows the same routine...don't go to anything you don't have to, get drunk in student housing, and try to catch a basketball game if it's during winter session...

...and make female friends...
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add in to make sure your neighbor is of the white trash variety, and have he and his father fight outside of your apartment at least 3 times a week, and you've got yourself one helluva college experience!
 
#58
#58
You don't want to live in the Presidential complex. Too many frat punks. You want to live in Greve, Clement, Hess or Melrose. The Presidential complex is for puzzies
 
#59
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truefan said:
You don't want to live in the Presidential complex. Too many frat punks. You want to live in Greve, Clement, Hess or Melrose. The Presidential complex is for puzzies
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thought about a fyp but don't want to get banned. I'll just say Presidential is where many women are too and was a great place to meet people (mostly freshman women)
 
#60
#60
truefan said:
You don't want to live in the Presidential complex. Too many frat punks. You want to live in Greve, Clement, Hess or Melrose. The Presidential complex is for puzzies
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I made sure I got out of Greve and got in to presidential...all of my friends were there and it's right next to trecs...Hess is hood, Melrose is old as sin, and really the only perks to the others are that they're closer to most classes. Presidential was freakin awesome...

Freddy liked it too...
 
#61
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truefan said:
You don't want to live in the Presidential complex. Too many frat punks. You want to live in Greve, Clement, Hess or Melrose. The Presidential complex is for puzzies
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I'd be careful calling frat guys punks. Just so you know, a frat guy won the toughguy contest in Knoxville a few years back and won $1000.00 Looked like a model but don't cross him. Also he almost had to whip C/C because B/J wouldn't leave him alone. Casey traveled with big linemen when out, so he was wise in that regard.TRUE STORY.
 
#62
#62
If you had scheduled your tour for the 14th, you may have been lucky enough to have me as a tour guide.

Guess not.
 
#63
#63
Presidential is where you need to be for sure. Stay away from the zoo, and meet all the beautiful freshman girls that will be strolling around at all times.
 
#64
#64
VOLS85 said:
Then, if you decide to go to Tennessee, make sure that your orientation follows the same routine...don't go to anything you don't have to, get drunk in student housing, and try to catch a basketball game if it's during winter session...

...and make female friends...
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This method worked pretty well for my orientation:

Make friends with someone who has a fake ID right when you get there. Throw a party in your room, making sure both sexes are well represented, skip most of the scheduled events, show up as late and hung over as possible when you get your student ID picture taken so that you look like Billy Gillespie after a weekend bender anytime someone needs to see your ID.
 
#65
#65
You should cherish these next few years. they will be the best of your life. At least your picking a school with a good sports program, that always makes it better. When I get out of the navy I am going to spend quiet some time in college, may go to UT, may not.
 
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