LADY VOLS ARE NOW THE #2 TEAM IN THE COUNTRY-THE OFFICIAL TENNESSEE ⚽️ THREAD

[MAD]

Verbal commit Sydney DeLacy

Welcome to Rocky Top !

 

[BruisedOrange]

GAMES OF INTEREST
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SEC Soccer schedule 8/24 (Teams that Tennessee will play marked with an unbruised

Haha! Good. My ego is not prepared for handling the demands of emoji status!

 

[Rickster]

Beating two top 5 schools will change the recruiting landscape in our favor.

 

[chuckiepoo]

I’ve detected a poser…

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[BruisedOrange]

Beating two top 5 schools will change the recruiting landscape in our favor.

Is there a list of high school players that we have offered?
Who's the unofficial recruiting-nerd for soccer here?

The Lady Vols Soccer bandwagon is starting to take on new passengers, but it's still parked at the foot of the learning curve ...while the football season opening kickoff is looming large and loud, ready to suck the oxygen out of the room.

 

[Putbacks]

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Tennessee girls, you’re unforgettable

Checkerboard, white jerseys on top

Turf-tough skin, so hot

They’ll melt your popsicle

Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh oh

Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

 

[MAD]

Is there a list of high school players that we have offered?
Who's the unofficial recruiting-nerd for soccer here?

The Lady Vols Soccer bandwagon is starting to take on new passengers, but it's still parked at the foot of the learning curve ...while the football season opening kickoff is looming large and loud, ready to suck the oxygen out of the room.

I just spent time writing you a response and right before clicking post, my page refreshed.



I’ll redo it later, too bad you missed a great MAD story.

 

[MAD]

I’ve detected a poser…

I’ve never been more confused.

 

[BruisedOrange]

I just spent time writing you a response and right before clicking post, my page refreshed.



I’ll redo it later, too bad you missed a great MAD story.

"As Dostoevsky and Hemingway breathed a sigh of relief from the grave, BO cursed the fates...and the default settings."

 

[chuckiepoo]

I’ve never been more confused.

I should have Immediately alerted security. My bad.

 

[knoxvol52]

I’ve never been more confused.

I like Tennessee Lady Volunteers soccer not Real Madrid or Barcelona... I shouldn't have to defend myself... To hell with it.

 

[chuckiepoo]

Tennessee girls, you’re unforgettable

Checkerboard, white jerseys on top

Turf-tough skin, so hot

They’ll melt your popsicle

Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh oh

Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

She definitely melts my popsicle…

 

[MAD]

I should have Immediately alerted security. My bad.

 

[chuckiepoo]

I like Tennessee Lady Volunteers soccer not Real Madrid or Barcelona... I shouldn't have to defend myself... To hell with it.

Yankee Vol just tossing a turd in the punch bowl. …and me just teasing you.

 

[BruisedOrange]

She definitely melts my popsicle…

Introductions: "Popsicle, meet poptart. Poptart, meet puddle of melted chuckiepoo."
I'll leave the room now...

 

[MAD]

I like Tennessee Lady Volunteers soccer not Real Madrid or Barcelona... I shouldn't have to defend myself... To hell with it.

Boo Real Madrid and Barcelona.

 

[MAD]

Introductions: "Popsicle, meet poptart. Poptart, meet puddle of melted chuckiepoo."
I'll leave the room now...

Too late, no coming back from that.


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[chuckiepoo]

Wow, didn’t expect that at all. Nice find.

They diddling with the release date. Should have come out with a new ranking tonight but for some reason they extended the weekly rankings out a day, from the 23rd to the 24th. They hate us…

 

[MAD]

They diddling with the release date. Should have come out with a new ranking tonight but for some reason they extended the weekly rankings out a day, from the 23rd to the 24th. They hate us…

That’s disappointing

 

[chuckiepoo]

Cowbells just scored on #10 Wake Forest! 1-0.

 

[BruisedOrange]

Meet
BruisedMango

Cute and cuddly with the freedom to share posts hassle free.

Unless this "service" comes with a free VPN subscription...

And in what way am I getting an image upgrade to go from the initials B.O. to B.M.?

Fascinating fact: Mangos come from the same family of plants as cashews and poison ivy.
[insert your own scratch your ____ joke here]

Sorry MAD. Not even for Halloween and a case of Bud Lite would I don a disguise as trans-fruity as that fellow!
(just 'cause you got stuck with that rainbow steer...)

 

[MAD]

Cowbells just scored on #10 Wake Forest! 1-0.

SEC > ACC

Remember how you posted about them putting a token SEC school in the Top 10?
They are gonna have to reevaluate things.

 

[MAD]

Unless this "service" come with a free VPN subscription...

And in what way am I getting an image upgrade to go from the initials B.O. to B.M.?
View attachment 766632Fascinating fact: Mangos come from the same family of plants as cashews and poison ivy. [insert your own scratch your ____ joke here]

Sorry MAD. Not even for Halloween would I don a disguise as trans-fruity as that fellow!
(just 'cause you got stuck with that rainbow steer...)

FUNNY & Brilliant

 

[chuckiepoo]

SEC > ACC

Remember how you posted about them putting a token SEC school in the Top 10?
They are gonna have to reevaluate things.

Could figure into not releasing that poll tonight.

Wake scores the equalizer. 1-1

 

[BruisedOrange]

GAMES OF INTEREST
Our next opponent is Western Carolina

Kylie White's First Career Goal Forces 2-2 Draw with Lipscomb - Western Carolina University

Nashville, Tenn. – Western Carolina women's soccer bookended Sunday's first road match of the season with goals, battling for a hard-fought 2-2 tie with defending

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