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    Dogs of VolNation and other pets that are inferior to Dogs

    Here’s my Mountain Cur Scooby. He’s the smartest dog I’ve owned. He can open every door in the house, it’s almost impossible to use the bathroom in peace. He’ll bust in on you.
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    '21 NC RB Jaylen Wright (Tennessee commit)

    I can imagine him with the football in his hands!!
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    Recruiting Forum Football Talk II

    I had to do Soil Judging in High School, it didn't go well. My answer to most the questions was, it's dirt.
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    Recruiting Forum Football Talk II

    Here's me starting today.
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    Recruiting Forum Football Talk II

    He’s probably already cheating.
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    Recruiting Forum Football Talk II

    Well my school’s, Grainger County, has closed for 2 weeks. I will enjoy the off time, but I hope we are back in business in 2 weeks.
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    Recruiting Forum Football Talk II

    I thought you boys would find this interesting, since we have no sports. The highest paid athlete in history was a Roman chariot racer. If we’re talking fictional characters, Smaug from The Hobbit was worth like 62 billion. Gaius Appuleius Diocles, The $15 Billion Athlete of the Ancient World
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    Recruiting Forum Football Talk II

    If you were on mushrooms, you would be like, wait what month is it?
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    Recruiting Forum Football Talk II

    Maybe it’s the beer talking, but I think he’s gonna have a great game.
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    Recruiting Forum Football Talk II

    Do Rednecks drink cheap beer?
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    Recruiting Forum Football Talk II

    I can tell you, as a teacher, the vibe I’m getting from people in the know is it’s a matter of time until we all close.
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    Recruiting Forum Football Talk II

    Our defense looks slow! They may score 50 on us!
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    Recruiting Forum Football Talk II

    Our defense looks slow! They may score 50 on us!
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    Recruiting Forum Football Talk II

    Heard that, I’m in Grainger, we shut down all sports today.
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    Recruiting Forum Football Talk II

    Well boys, as long as they keep stocking trout and beer, I think I can tough my way through all this.

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