One of my biggest disappointments in college football was watching the UT-LSU game last year at a local Cajun restaurant. The owners are B-I-G Tiger fans, with a Death Valley throw rug hanging on the wall. The owner's nephew waiting our table gave me all kinds of crap for the Vols gear I was...
Bama offensive tackle showed his Fall transcript to the coach. Coach said "son, what's the problem here? You got 5 F's and a D minus." The tackle replied "sorry coach, I guess I tried too hard in that one subject."