Recent content by pismonque

Bishop Lewis Thomas?? The last abbot of Cwmhir Abbey??? But he died way back in 1561! I source all my humor from Wikipedia.

Sounds like you're already serving a greater purpose.

3 run lead after 7 but 5 left on base the last 2 innings. Yeesh, 3 runs isn't a safe cushion against the Yanks.

Don't get me wrong, I love MiggyRo, but I knew that DP was coming and I reeeally wanted to see Shohei step up with a full plate out there.

So when Miguel "Ground Ball" Rojas came up in the bottom of the 6th with the bases loaded, one out and Shohei on deck, I couldn't have been the only one hoping he'd just strike out, right?

What is the penalty for a myocardial infraction?

Well... Charleston's as big a city as they've got, so if that was too backwoods for you....

That's how hillbillies say y'all.

It's good to be king.

Gotta get your STDs somewhere.

Yeah, but the looks weren't about the whistling, they were wowed by the mullet/pornstache combo.

Yeah, well I'm gonna hold out and see what Jimmy Baseball has to say about it.

Yeah, the jersey things makes this easy. Moon's 1 is on an Oilers jersey. No sales dilution.

Yeah, that sucked. Don't know what's up with those guys, it's like they're so disconnected, and you gotta be on your game against the Cubs. Both games were winnable. But hats off to the Cubs, they're rolling. That's a hot offense.

Not sure there's really enough there to implode, to be honest. More like a low slow fart whistle. Not all that spectacular but will draw a few laughs.