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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Chuck Norris is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's crap.

So if Dr. Hagan is out, does that mean I can officially join the S.C.E.W. club, asked Ron? Hey, I know I could take over Dr. Hagan's spot as driver.

Don't forget Mr. Goose was in Vietnam, and I think maybe Ron should get the tickets. Dr. Hagan's ADD seems to be really acting up. She may get distracted and never get the tickets, said Bill.

We must go to Egypt right away, said Bill, but it won't be as easy to destroy this time. I heard they fixed the &*%$ing problem.

Well as you may have deduced I was kidnapped by the Egyptians, said Bill, and before I escaped I over heard them in one of their secret meetings saying that they plan to rebuild the...The What? said Steve, come on tell me. They plan to rebuild the... Fun Machine. Steve gasped, No they...

So, uh, Bi...I mean Walter, what happened back there? I mean all I remember is going to get some lunch and the next thing I know Dr. Hagan is yelling at me to get in the car.

Okay, said Steve. He then walked over to the counter and said, I'll have Rocky Road in a...Bill Bradski! what are doing working at Baskin Robins! We thought you were in Vegas.

Sure Ron, why not, we're never going get there anyway and the world's probably going to end, might as well have some ice cream before we all go. Look, there's a Baskin Robins right there. Pull in there Hagan, said Steve.

Yeah, you got a severe case of something Dr. Hagan. I don't know that it's ADD though, said Steve.

Dr. Hagan, can you not focus on one thing for more than two seconds? If you keep getting distracted by every little thing, we'll never make it to Vegas and meet Bill, said Steve. Do you think the Pilgrims stopped the ship everytime they saw a brilliantly lit orb rushing toward them ...

Actually, Dr. Hagan, I think he's just trying to tell us they're headed to Vegas. Maybe when we get there he'll have escaped from the agents and he will tell us more about the Egyptian's plot. said Steve. Man Dr. Hagan, homosexual cowboys?, you're trying too hard. Just...

Alright, said Dr. Hagan, Bill is trying to tell us something, but what could it be? Man I never get what that guy is saying. He always speaking in riddles.

Dogonit Ron! We're not going to see Wayne Newton, said Dr. Hagan. What in the world made you think that?

Oh. Thanks Ron...Wait a minute! Ron what are you doing in here?