Recent content by JohniusMaximus

Nervous anticipation drives me crazy. Just put a venison roast with mushroom and carrots in the crock pot. Hoping it ends up being the best celebration dinner ever.

Once upon a time, I was driving back to Murfreesboro after trout fishing the Caney Fork. I had focused my attention on a deer across the river and stepped into a hole and the water came up above my waist. Typically I carried a change of clothes on such trips, but this was a trip of impulse so I...

In the grand scheme of things I know I did nothing, but I can’t tell you how satisfying it feels to have tweeted and emailed all day, having my boss ask what I was doing and, after explaining, being told to, "Give 'em hell."

Gonna need a new iPad. Old one suddenly developed a bullet hole in it.

I skipped over a bunch of pages and landed directly on the CBS article. 'Tis a sign. I’m going to commence pre-celebration drinks. Too early for whiskey? Eh, I’ll float a Corn Flake in it.

I’d settle for a night to be honest.

This doesn’t feel real. I’d ask someone to pinch me but after stalking these boards for months I can’t say I fully trust y’all to be gentle.

Check out Hardy in Taboo. Dark, dark show but I loved it. He’s excellent in it. I believe it came on FX. Season 2 is coming up sometime soon.

Okay I can’t stay away from this: Smith & Wesson M&P 40C Generation 3 Glock 19 9mm Smith & Wesson 642 .38 Special J-Frame for pocket carry during the summer. Also doubles as a cottonmouth killer when loaded with rat shot.

Well now I’m cry-laughing in the floor and family members are staring at me. Well done.

Woodford Reserve tonight.

I was two bourbons in when I decided to get on here and see what’s up. Best timed decision I’ve ever made. Proud of it. May log off, have another, then get back on just to experience the feeling again.

Murfreesboro. So close to MTSU I don’t even notice the gunshots anymore.

Y'all have made the past few weeks great for me. Aside from getting yelled at by my boss. And missing two work related deadlines. Walking into the wall while reading this thread on my phone. Oh, and getting called out for turning my work phone on night mode when the airport periscope thing went...