Recent content by FastChad

That post reminds me that after losing Jodi, I decided I needed to better myself, lose a few pounds, and get buff. I even started to save up to buy a Jet Ski. I went on a diet that was pretty much 100% protein. Only carbs I got were from beer. I had no idea until I was a few weeks in that...

If beating KY is ghey, call me Liberace and bend me over. ZFG

i know it’s no Masserati, but 165cc gets me going 70mph with a slight tailwind. Anyhow, running the gauntlet of boat trailers, lifted pick ups, and fifth wheel trailers is scary. I literally shotgun a Miller Lite or two just to get the courage to pick up dinner from the gas station. Once I...

Lulz at me being super busy. I’m friends with a workers comp attorney named Brad, #IYKYK. Regarding driving school, Brad said I can talk to anyone about it as long as it is “off the record”, so this is “off the record.” I drive a 165cc motorcycle and got busted passing a Prius from NJ on...

I don’t use apps like that. I’d like to say something cool like “I don’t like being tracked” but in reality. I just suck at remembering passwords. I thought I was off the hook when that other poster did the AI thing, sorry. I have to take a safe driving class tomorrow to avoid some points...

I happen to have a date at Applebees on Wednesday. My current financial situation is pretty bad so I’m willing to do just about anything for free riblets. What exactly do I need to do?

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you cool with me using that as my new profile picture? The old one with Jodie made me sad.

That sure would be something. Her mom is kind of a shorter, wider version of Reba McEntire and is definitely who Jodie got her dimples from. She’s always been flirty with me but I think that’s just the way she is around everyone. I’m normally not too into older women unless all other options...

It’s certainly one of life’s greatest mysteries considering how great it all started. She ended up getting engaged to her ex. The last I heard from her was when she tried to FaceTime me from her bachelorette party in Nashville. Her connection was too slow so I couldn’t understand what she was...

I took a date to the Applebees on the corner of N Peters. It was nice but pricey. Nothing wrong with the restaurant but I doubt I’ll ever go back since the relationship didn’t work out.

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What did i say?

He wasn’t at Applebees.

I get that, but the world is changing. After this season, I‘m evaluating my options and considering entering the portal as a fan. When my pops took off to Florida to chase his acting career, he taught me a valuable lesson. No matter how much you love something, you’ve got to make bold...