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There are over 100 Applebees locations in California. No chance I was going to hang out at the beach and eat crappy tacos.

My previous posts about dates at fancy restaurants like Applebees may have created some confusion. Don’t get me wrong, I try really hard but a lot of y'all probably do better than me when it comes to results. However, I’m in California right now and am getting a lot of attention. It’s super...

My 467 credit score and framed picture of me and John Daly at Hooters says otherwise.

Most Applebees don’t open until 11am. I found a new spot on Saturday that hit that hard to find spot that most of us struggle to find. Most of the top breakfast restaurants like Denny’s, iHop, and Waffle House don’t serve alcohol. The nice brunch places like Applebees or Ruby Tuesday’s don’t...

how often did your mother hug you as a child?

AMA, just got back from breakfast and NGL, I’m a little bit tipsy.

If you’ve never been, you should really go. It’s a lot of fun. As you can see, I splurged on great seats.

You remind of the Applebees bartender in Seneca that used to pretend to not like me. I asked her out at least 30 times until she finally gave in and went to watch midget wrestling with me. She said no to a second date, but I think that was because she was afraid of falling in love with a...

NGL, that would be amazing with some ketchup and a side of tater tots.

Kraft Mac & Cheese. The secret is using whole milk and real butter, not margarine. As for the Koreans, I hit one of their spas on Wednesdays so I’ll run it by LiLi.

I guess I have myself to blame for not realizing it was a joke. I showed Rose my phone after running your post through a translator app and she just gave me a weird look and said “Chad, you always so funny.” I don’t mean to brag, but I’m kind of known there for the crazy boxer briefs I wear...

I’m getting a massage at one of those fancy Chinese spas this afternoon and can’t wait to drop that knowledge about hairy lower backs. Thanks!

Even though she broke my heart into more pieces than a Chicken McNugget extra value meal. it makes me sad to see someone deface her like that. Monkeys are cute and all, but nothing can replace Jody’s dimples. I still get that fluttery feeling in my stomach thinking about them. I will admit...

Imagine how pissed Lane Kiffen would be knowing there was a better looking coach in the SEC. You can tell that means a lot to him.