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    Official Jon Gruden thread XLI

    dilly dilly!!!
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    Official Jon Gruden thread XLI

    I can't. I try to walk away, but they just... keep... coming.
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    Official Jon Gruden thread XLI

    BREAKING NEWS: Jimmy Hyams is reporting that we should ignore an erroneous press conference featuring, rising senior, Peyton Manning. Despite Peyton's insistence that he will return for his senior season, Jimmy's sources are telling him there's no chance. Peyton will declare for the NFL draft.
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    Official Jon Gruden thread XLI

    BREAKING NEWS: Jimmy Hyams is reporting that the president has ordered our troops out of Vietnam. Our boys are coming home!
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    Official Jon Gruden thread XL

    So Hyams basically says... • Gruden's not happening. • Currie and Boosters did not visit Tampa. • Currie's gonna have his man by next Tuesday (ironically... the same date predicted here two weeks ago.) Hmm... SOON.
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    Official Gruden Thread 39

    Today, I walked into my bank here in Charlottesville, VA, wearing a Vols hoodie. One of the employees piped up and asked, "Do you REALLY think y'all are gonna get Gruden?" Poor feller never saw it coming; I unleashed with a geyser of verbal frustration that made his eyes go crossed. It was as...
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    Official Jon Gruden Thread 34

    Off topic, but... Just unfollowed Griffith on Twitter. Never felt better.
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    Official Jon Gruden Thread 33

    This is starting to feel like when the election returns started turning toward Trump and all the “professionals” didn’t know what to say.
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    Official Jon Gruden Thread 33

    It's already been reported through fairly reliable sources that Currie has been on the phone with some of our top-level recruits. The story was that Currie said, "If you don't know who the coach is by the early signing period, then I (Currie) will have to find another job."
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    Official Jon Gruden Thread 33

    Dilly, dilly! Gruden be with you.
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    Official Jon Gruden Thread 33

    I understand your point, but I think you're supremely underestimating his desire to right the ship in Nebraska. He played for Tom Osborne, who he calls his "hero". If he returns to Lincoln and returns that program to its former glory, they'll build statues of him and every baby will be named...
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    Official Jon Gruden Thread 33

    DISCLAIMER: I'm full Gruden. I've been full Gruden since 2012. I was very disappointed when Lyle Jones was named our head coach. I'm elated that he no longer occupies space on The Hill. I keep hearing Frost from different people (here and other places). I do not want him clad in sweet...
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