Recent content by AtlVolsTuesBeaver

This has been such an amazing day. Just wow on about 37 different levels.

Why arent people FREAKING OUT over the OC hire? Pruitt is inexperienced with a defensive background. Everyone agreed he needed a home run OC. Instead we get a guy you cant google or find any info on. Hate me now but get ready for another abysmal offensive year.

At least we finally answered that age old question of what's worse, a pedophile or a bama grad. Apparently it's a pedophile by a small margin.

He looked and acted like a deer in the headlights in front of a handful of cameras and friendly supporters. Can't wait to see what he does when 102,000 people are screaming at him. This is a travesty folks. Take off your orange tinted glasses. Its just another dooley/jones retread. Also, who in...

Is anyone else terrified of Helton as OC??? Before staff names popped up folks said he'd need a good, experienced OC. Mr. Helton doesn't even have a wikipedia page. I can't even google him! He's worse than a McGoogle coach, there's nothing there! How/why can anyone be excited by this? Maybe the...

I don't get all this rara nonsense either. Respect and loyalty are earned, they shouldnt be freely given. What has this institution done in the last 15 years to earn any of our respect or loyalty? Pruitt may be god's gift to coaching but I feel like best case scenario, he and kirby fight for a...

We need a VFW type thing for vol fans who have been through multiple coaching searches. We can all get together on friday nights, drink skunky beer, play poker, and swap stories of tracking plane tail numbers. Itll be good times!

Couldnt get past the first page. Id rather see my sister in a whore house than my brother pulling for bama. Ughhhhh.

All of this blood, sweat and tears for Phil to turn the program over to a bama grad. I feel kinda sick this morning. Can anyone pump me full of sunshine, rainbows, and unicorns on this hire? Anyone?

College Gameday can stick it waaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy up their butthole.

He's also been the voice of the Madden franchise for what, 2-3 years now? Ill take any advantage I can in recruiting. Kids love their Madden!

Anyone familiar with the theory of infinite timelines/possibilities? If its true we just have to build a portal device and we can transport ourselves to the timeline where Gruden is coach. Problem solved. I think itll be quicker than waiting on Currie to find anyone. Beaver is connected to MIT...

Currie hates children, pets, the color orange, jesus, america, bacon, and most importantly, each and everyone of us.

What is the worst case scenario? Everyday i think i know but a new level of ineptitude drives it further through the floor. Legit asking folks here, what is worst case atm?

Deerhunter is Joey Freshwater, book it!