A test to see if you are a true South Carolina fan
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A seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.
One of your kids was born on a pool table.
Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
Someone asks to see your ID and...
A young ventriloquist is touring South Carolina and stops to entertain at a bar near campus.
Hes doing his usual stupid Redneck jokes when a South Carolina Linebacker in the audience stands up and says Ive heard just about enough of your smart ass redneck jokes; we aint all stupid here in...
Things you will never hear a South Carolina fan say
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Wrestlings fake.
Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
The tires on that truck are too big.
Checkmate.
You cant feed that to the dog.
Little Debbie snack cakes...
Q: Why can't South Carolina Players get on the internet?
A: Because they can't put 3 w's together...
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Q: How do you keep South Carolina Gamecocks out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts
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