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oh c'mon, I just announced my retirement and there's no going away party? at least this got me to #50! SHORT JORTS and CROCS!

But you obviously missed the post before it where someone mentioned New Keys and his status with the Gators, that qualifies as an instigator. But really, since I will never be respected here despite having done nothing wrong and brought perfectly legitimate information on recruits outside of...

Yep. I'm getting there. I have made one friend in my entire life, so my goal is to make it up to two. Seeing as how nobody can show me what I asked for, I will be back tomorrow. And I'm dead serious, if you can find a post matching the requirements I posted, you can IP ban me into the Stone Age.

Yeah, except I have a Mac, but thanks for letting me know how to open System Preferences.

Yep. You nailed it. I am here because I have no life outside of message boards.

Wait, how do I view my sig, because I can't.

Hm... it wouldn't really take that long to sort through about 35 posts or so, unless... you know I'm right.

Not until you find where I haven't been instigated into spewing my Gator homerism all over this board.

I'll leave you guys with this: go look at my posts that I've made so far... aside from the Mack Brown thread, where I admitted to being a douche, find a place where I haven't been instigated by one of you before retaliating (and it's got to be somewhere where I didn't CLEARLY apologize in the...

Because I didn't have time to edit the statement before you guys jumped my case.

OK, or maybe I just like to have a little fun talking to opposing teams fans. I thought you Vols would be better hosts.

I've honestly only tried to start respectful yet challenging banter with you guys. You follow me with insults to every thread. Even in this one where I clearly made a mistake with my initial post, I edited it to apologize. But that apparently isn't good enough?

Oh hey, making fun of people with ADD is cool! Can I join in? Monte's Bucs had a Super Bowl winning defense. The Vols have Eric Berry. Though close, they are not the same.

And you totally ignored the disclaimer where I said I apologize if I misinterpreted. I read wrong and then quickly edited in that case. I see no problem with what I did.

You realize the cutoff line for that is 2003? The year where Reggie Bush became a Trojan. The year before, 2002 was Peterson. 2009-5 = 2002? No.