Preemptive Grammys Gay Marriage Thread

[Obsessed]

Prayers sent

You shouldn't use them all up on your friends. You only get so many

 

[FLVOL69]

Who has it rough?

Black conservatives and tea partiers ...

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Who has it rough?

Dope head bartenders.

 

[MercyPercy]

Who has it rough?

Jaguars fans

 

[GoBigOrangeUT]

What's next for the Grammy's? Live bestalility? That will get headlines since these morons want attention.

Oh look. Another homosexuality/bestiality comparison. Perhaps too much time at high altitudes during your Air Force service has made you brain dead.

 

[BearCat204]

You shouldn't use them all up on your friends. You only get so many

3 wishes?

 

[govols/cc]

Dope head bartenders.

Maybe if they're black or gay.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Dink being a buzz kill.

I don't think he has read as many as Persians post to understand your point.

I think you meant "enough of" Persian's posts.

Look, even Mav has said something I agree with before. I read the post before the poster.

 

[GoBigOrangeUT]

3 wishes?

Might as well be, as a Genie is just as provable as Jesus.

 

[Obsessed]

3 wishes?

I could tell you, but you know the rule to that.

Just take my word for it. Don't waste your prayers

 

[BearCat204]

Might as well be, as a Genie is just as provable as Jesus.

You just started a Holy War

 

[GoBigOrangeUT]

You just started a Holy War

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Maybe if they're black or gay.

Nope, only if they're white, in Texas, and are hung like a horse.

 

[Obsessed]

Might as well be, as a Genie is just as provable as Jesus.

Now we can all sleep easy tonight.

Thank you sooooooo much

 

[BigOrangeCrush32]

I wouldn't judge..........but that's the Christian thing to do

I am not judging...just following the verdict...homosexuals were already judged by God at Sodom and Gommora and found guilty of abomination...I'm not judging them at all...

 

[Obsessed]

Nope, only if they're white, in Texas, and are hung like a horse.

Everything is bigger in Texas?

 

[Mentofresh]

Might as well be, as a Genie is just as provable as Jesus.

Now the real fun starts.

 

[BearCat204]

I'm just kidding before someone complains that I'm trampling on their religious beliefs

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Might as well be, as a Genie is just as provable as Jesus.

I knew a genie in Knoxville. His name was Zeus and he told me I was a tiger Jedi and claimed Mizz Flicka was a black woman in a previous life.

 

[BearCat204]

I am not judging...just following the verdict...homosexuals were already judged by God at Sodom and Gommora and found guilty of abomination...I'm not judging them at all...

Have you ever sinned?

 

[GoBigOrangeUT]

Now the real fun starts.

Let's do this Leroy Jenkins style.

 

[MercyPercy]

I'd like to use my first genie prayer on eradicating all old, wealthy, christian white males, thanks.

I'll take my prayer off the air.

 

[GoBigOrangeUT]

I knew a genie in Knoxville. His name was Zeus and he told me I was a tiger Jedi and claimed Mizz Flicka was a black woman in a previous life.

That's two strikes against you. Now you're a pothead bartender involved in an interracial marriage.

 

[Vols520]

When are the Grammys having a wedding for straight couples?

Um.....last night.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

I am not judging...just following the verdict...homosexuals were already judged by God at Sodom and Gommora and found guilty of abomination...I'm not judging them at all...

They were committing many other sins there. How do we know the verdict was a direct result of gay sex?