the explain the zone rules to Obsessed thread

[Weezer]

I say fawk the correct order! I'm killing Joey and Nick because they're both no talent hacks! Justin could be my sugar daddy!

 

[BadJerry20]

They were all in boy bands. All musicians.


What do I win ?

So Fancy, when was your first experience with the same sex, and were you related?

 

[heartvols]

Do it!

 

[Weezer]

And I could keep Jessica company when Justin was away.

 

[Weezer]

Heart, tell the truth! You'd scissor Jessica Biel!

 

[BadJerry20]

I think Fancy might be a little slow.

 

[heartvols]

Heart, tell the truth! You'd scissor Jessica Biel!

I don't like her teeth.

 

[Obsessed]

So Fancy, when was your first experience with the same sex, and were you related?

You weren't all that impressive Jerry. Sorry.

We checked if you remember. You are family but by marriage. So it's ok.

 

[Weezer]

I don't like her teeth.

I don't believe you.

 

[Hobock]

Bubba?

Every one needs at least one of me around. I'm like no other. Quick. Witty. And a stellar personality. Unmatched by any other man.

There has never been a post with more lies and false advertising.

 

[heartvols]

I don't believe you.

Yeah ok and 46% percent of Americans don't believe in Pokémon evolution.

 

[BadJerry20]

You weren't all that impressive Jerry. Sorry.

We checked if you remember. You are family but by marriage. So it's ok.

Why does every noob always wanna sex me?

 

[Obsessed]

There has never been a post with more lies and false advertising.

That's not what she said.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Why does every noob always wanna sex me?

They heard about your time prowess upon entry.

 

[BadJerry20]

That's not what she said.

Was that the witty part Fancy? Are you ok with me calling you Fancy?

 

[Obsessed]

Why does every noob always wanna sex me?

All I am going to say Jerry is you can't churn butter with a tooth pick.

I wasn't impressed.

 

[BadJerry20]

They heard about your time prowess upon entry.

Evidently.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Was that the witty part Fancy? Are you ok with me calling you Fancy?

Is it because of his rhinestone g-string when he works at the skrip club?

 

[BadJerry20]

All I am going to say Jerry is you can't churn butter with a tooth pick.

I wasn't impressed.

Hey at least you admit you were catching.

 

[Obsessed]

Was that the witty part Fancy? Are you ok with me calling you Fancy?

You do like your pet names

 

[BadJerry20]

Is it because of his rhinestone g-string when he works at the skrip club?

Fabulous and Fancy he is!

 

[Weezer]

Why does every noob always wanna sex me?

The same reason all the dudes try to pick you up at the bar.

 

[Obsessed]

Hey at least you admit you were catching.

Yeah I caught it. Along with a penicillin shot to cure it

 

[BadJerry20]

You do like your pet names

Good deal Fancy.

 

[BadJerry20]

The same reason all the dudes try to pick you up at the bar.

Well I am really really ridiculously good looking