Let Bubba One-Up You

[Hobock]

In this thread, describe a future, current, or past event in your life. Then, watch as Bubba completely disregards your story/life and tells us all tales of living in BFA. (Bum-**** Arkansas).

Geaux!

 

[Weezer]

Finally, a thread where CoatedPoopShoot might serve a purpose.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Didn't we do this already?

 

[Hobock]

Didn't we do this already?

One-upping bastage!!!

 

[Spartacavolus]

my son is good at baseball and hit a homerun last year. I am also into cars and enjoy working on steps for a living, as without steps, we couldn't get up or down in buildings.

 

[SergeantVol]

my son is good at baseball and hit a homerun last year. I am also into cars and enjoy working on steps for a living, as without steps, we couldn't get up or down in buildings.

Elevators

 

[theFallGuy]

In this thread, describe a future, current, or past event in your life. Then, watch as Bubba completely disregards your story/life and tells us all tales of living in BFA. (Bum-**** Arkansas).

Geaux!

Bubba has disregarded the thread!

 

[Behr]

Dunn gawn an pissed him off. Prolly catch him in the Pub.

 

[theFallGuy]

come back bubba

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Bubba knows more famous people than Sparty.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Bubba's wife has bigger boobs than Kat.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Bubba is 51% Swedish and 51% Korean. That's right, he's more Swedish Korean than 95.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Bubba thinks his belly is more sophisticated than mine.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Bubba's daughter is more feminine than Gob. That's quite an accomplishment.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Bubba won Attention Whore of the Year last year. You didn't.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Bubba has better box painting skills than TFG.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Sarge defeated Abu Saif. Bubba ate them afterwards, pillaged their villages and impregnated their women.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Slice thinks he can build stuff. Bubba built the architectural masterpiece, the Sydney Opera House... on accident.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Squirrel can only drink a case a day of PBR. Bubba calls that an appetizer.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Although once believed to be impossible, Bubba has more kids and flatter bills on his caps than Joey.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Bubba once completed Law School and zipped through the Bar Exam easily. That was on a long weekend.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Bubba knows cuss words that comp-daddy has even dreamed of.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Bubba's bare feet are worshipped by midgets worldwide. This makes both Tex and Burry jealous, but for different reasons.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Bubba can spell better than 114. But that's not much of an accomplishment.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

It makes bubba very mad when posts about him get deleted.