The Official 2nd Annual Zone Tailgate planning thread

[blupotato]

I don't always drink tequila but when I do, where the hell are my clothes?

That stuff knocks me out quick. I also just find the taste to be horrific.

 

[rmsmith]

I don't always drink tequila but when I do, where the hell are my clothes?

i just get handprints on my face.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Tequila makes Reds clothes fall off.

 

[mcompton]

I'll be happy to never taste tequila ever again. Never a happy ending.

Amateurs

 

[Spartacavolus]

That stuff knocks me out quick. I also just find the taste to be horrific.

Shocking to hear.

 

[YankeeVol]

Tequila makes me angry

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Tequila makes me angry

You must be wasted 24/7 then.

 

[YankeeVol]

You must be wasted 24/7 then.

Angry and cynical are two different things

 

[Spartacavolus]

if yankee and dd are there, I'm going to feel like Manute Bol

 

[Sgt_Nick_Fury]

Tequila makes me happy, provided it's good Tequila....Good Whiskey or Tequila are my favorite two straight sippers.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I don't drink tequila. The last time I had tequila it was 1998 and I ended up passed out in the back seat of a 1991 Ford Escort with no pants or underwear on.

#truestory

 

[Hobock]

I'm bringing a fifth of El Toro and a 3-pack of Fruit Of The Looms.

 

[TinaMae]

I don't do tequila. Whiskey, vodka, jager sure, but no to tequila

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I'm bringing a fifth of El Toro and a 3-pack of Fruit Of The Looms.

I also tried to sex a large butted woman that was not interested in me at all.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

I don't do tequila. Whiskey, vodka, jager sure, but no to tequila

I've had one jäger bomb in my life and it was a mess.

How've you been?

 

[TinaMae]

I've had one jäger bomb in my life and it was a mess.

How've you been?

I like em a lot!
I've been good..and u?

 

[blupotato]

I also tried to sex a large butted woman that was not interested in me at all.

You positive it was a woman?

 

[Orangeslice13]

Tequlia makes me want to beat up random people.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Actually all alcohol makes me want to beat up random people.

 

[YankeeVol]

Jaeger bombs!!!!!!!!!

Wooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Looks like we're gonna shoot for 11am for the tailgate.

 

[Hobock]

You positive it was a woman?

It was a Ford Escort.

 

[Volz4lif3]

I'll be there hopefully not grumpy..

 

[Volz4lif3]

It was a Ford Escort.

He put his deek in the gas tank

 

[The Ron Mexico]

You positive it was a woman?

I am quite sure it was a woman. We were co-workers. And for the record, that situation makes for an awkward first day back at work.