Florida Man

[Vercingetorix]

In honor of our opponents on Saturday. All news comes from the Twitter feed @_FloridaMan.

 

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Florida Man Drunkenly Backed Car Into Girlfriend On Her Birthday

http://t.co/IAMuR5zBVe

 

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Florida Man In Jail After Fight Over Hard Boiled Egg

Alleged fight over hard-boiled eggs lands Wellington man in jail | www.palmbeachpost.com

 

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Florida Man Tried To Fire Bomb Sandwich Shop After Disagreement Over Tuna Sub

Sheriff: Man arrested for attempted arson after disagreement... | www.palmbeachpost.com

 

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Drinking Session Leads To Argument, Florida Man Smearing Feces On Girlfriend's Back

Jacob Kuhn has drinks with girlfriend, then smears feces on her back, report says | Local News - WPBF Home

 

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Florida Man Accuses Cop Of Weighing His Crack Wrong, Claims "I Do This For A Living"

Man says Fort Pierce cops weighed his cocaine wrong, says he knows 'because that's what he does for a living' - Off the Beat with Will Greenlee

 

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Florida Man Seen Shoving Snake Down His Pants In Orlando Pet Store

Man pockets python at Belleview pet store | Local News - WESH Home

 

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Florida Man Caught Showering Naked With Garden Hose On High School Campus, Blames Mexicans

Girls caught nude dude showering with hose on high school campus - South Florida Sun-Sentinel.com

 

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Florida Man Threatened To Kill Wife Over Dirty Cat Litter

Florida Man Threatened to Kill Wife Over Dirty Cat Litter: Police | NBC 6 South Florida

 

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Florida Man Tries To Justify Preemptive Murder Of Neighbors With 'Bush Doctrine'

Florida man cites ‘Bush doctrine’ after pre-emptive killing of neighbors at Labor Day cookout | The Raw Story

 

[GAVol]

High concept. I love it.

 

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Florida Man Denies Masturbating At Public Beach, Says He Was Fondling Prosthetic Penis

Frederick Schulte accused of masturbating while watching girls shower | WPBF Home - WPBF Home

 

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(All this stuff so far is from just within the last couple of months, by the way)

 

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Florida Man Says He Stole $1,400 From Burger King To Teach Co-Worker A Lesson

Burger King worker allegedly stole money bag to teach coworker... | www.wftv.com

 

[Berry4Heisman14]

Wtf

 

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Florida Man Found Naked In Tree By Police, Says He Was Streaking Through Neighborhood In Exchange For Bath Salts

Man caught streaking through neighborhood, deputies say | Tampa Bay Times

 

[GAVol]

Wtf

https://mobile.twitter.com/_FloridaMan

 

[Boca Vol]

Florida Man In Jail After Fight Over Hard Boiled Egg

Alleged fight over hard-boiled eggs lands Wellington man in jail | www.palmbeachpost.com

He's just trying to train his daughter properly.

Florida Man Tried To Fire Bomb Sandwich Shop After Disagreement Over Tuna Sub

Sheriff: Man arrested for attempted arson after disagreement... | www.palmbeachpost.com

They really take their sammaches seriously down here. I'm not kidding!

Drinking Session Leads To Argument, Florida Man Smearing Feces On Girlfriend's Back

Jacob Kuhn has drinks with girlfriend, then smears feces on her back, report says | Local News - WPBF Home

Who hasn't done this before?

Florida Man Denies Masturbating At Public Beach, Says He Was Fondling Prosthetic Penis

Frederick Schulte accused of masturbating while watching girls shower | WPBF Home - WPBF Home

Have you been to the beaches down here? Perfectly understandable!

 

[eloist]

This thread is 100% WIN.

 

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Naked Florida Man Tased While Beating Neighbor, Eating Cocaine; Reportedly Knows Jay-Z And Lady Gaga

Bizarre end for a bodyguard-to-the-stars - Kendall - MiamiHerald.com

 

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Florida Man Robs Convenience Store With Gun-Shaped Piece Of Cardboard Wrapped In Tin Foil, Makes Off With $14

Man armed with cardboard gun steals $14 in coins, Ocala police say | News - Home

 

[Rock33]

This !

 

[Vercingetorix]

Hey, there's a "Florida Woman" account too!

Florida Woman Claiming To Be God Covers Car In Gas At Gas Station And Sets It On Fire

Woman lights car on fire at Daytona Beach gas station | Latest News - Home

 

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Florida Woman Asks For Two Double Cheeseburgers In Exchange For Sex

Woman’s fee for sex: two double cheeseburgers off the dollar menu - Florida - MiamiHerald.com

 

[TheBigOne10]

Naked Florida Man Tased While Beating Neighbor, Eating Cocaine; Reportedly Knows Jay-Z And Lady Gaga

Bizarre end for a bodyguard-to-the-stars - Kendall - MiamiHerald.com

Like literally "eating" cocaine?? Dude that's the most metal thing I've ever heard.