Where Is The Worst Place To Be Excited?

if it wasn't for the little one i'd be restoring a 60's or 70's muscle car. that's my dream but since i pick her up from school, take her to ballet, dance, etc. i dont like the lack of safety features in them.

That would be awesome. I'm with you on practical though.
 
Morning pee. When this happens, I wish I were a space man and could invert in zero gravity. Reality sets in and I piss all over the bidet and hooker chained to the sink. The clean up is tedious but I like singing R Kelly songs while buffing the faucet.
 
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