Reasons Hobock Should Be Allowed To Attend The 2013 UGA Tailgate

#126
#126
Mrs. Hobock,
You do not know me but I can tell you that your husband is a building block of the end zone. A patriarch, if you will. If not for him and many others, the end zone would not be the place it is today. That's why it is vital that he attend this tailgate. It's a zoner "homecoming" and without him there, it will seem empty. Thank you for your time and consideration


HOAV AKA Dirty_hedgehog.
 
#127
#127
Mamabock,

Modbock is meeting up with a bunch of fine people he met on an Internet message board. This gathering likely ends with a rousing game of Magic and arguing about light sabers. Your kids will experience more excitement riding their bikes around the neighborhood than he will have in Knoxville.

PS - if gob and I were going, this message would suddenly not be true.
 
#128
#128
95 Vol Alum said:
Mamabock,

Modbock is meeting up with a bunch of fine people he met on an Internet message board. This gathering likely ends with a rousing game of Magic and arguing about light sabers. Your kids will experience more excitement riding their bikes around the neighborhood than he will have in Knoxville.

PS - if gob and I were going, this message would suddenly not be true.
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Dear Mrs Bock,

Please do not listen to this man. His wife won't let him come and he's jealous. The only reason he isn't allowed to come is because his scooter cannot go that far without a charge.
Be cool like the rest of the wives and remember, sharing is caring.
Sincerely
DD4ME (btw this name is not about boobs. hobo won't see any at the tailgate unless 114 takes his shirt off)
 
#129
#129
HOAV said:
Mrs. Hobock,
You do not know me but I can tell you that your husband is a building block of the end zone. A patriarch, if you will. If not for him and many others, the end zone would not be the place it is today. That's why it is vital that he attend this tailgate. It's a zoner "homecoming" and without him there, it will seem empty. Thank you for your time and consideration


HOAV AKA Dirty_hedgehog.
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Mrs Bock,
This kid is an orphan and Hobo is his mentor. Would you deny their meeting?
 
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#130
#130
GBO18 said:
I'm losing all respect for Modbock. Sad day.
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Mrs Bock,
This man has no idea what respect his. No one likes him. Do you want someone who no one likes to lose something he doesn't understand about your husband? We didn't think so.
We value him, we know you do also. Let us share in valuing him.

(By value I do not mean sexual favors)
 
#131
#131
Aight I'm gonna be straight mrs hobo. You seem like a straight shooter. If hobo stays home he's gonna mope and want sex. If he goes you can put the kids to bed earlier and chillax. The way I see it there's only one good option.

Choose wisely.
 
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#133
#133
If all else fails Hoboxx offer her some jewelry.

Call me I got the 411.99 if you act now.
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