If I don't sell it, I'm gonna make it a fun off road vehicle.
That could work.
I just can't believe, that you flew out to get this vehicle, then bought it, and now want to trade it. Sounds like you didn't do your homework and just jumped into the purchase because you liked the color.
I drove, I did not fly. Buying any car unseen is always a risk. I'm batting 50% doing it, which isn't bad.
I did not buy it for the color. I could Plastdip my truck orange for 600 bucks and peel it off when I got tired of it, if I wanted an orange vehicle that badly.