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#56
#56
I'm going to try to change the ads popping up:
Blonde
Blonde
Blonde
Chick
Chick
Chick
With
With
With
Big
Big
Big
Boobs
Boobs
Boobs
 
#58
#58
I have a Rubik's cube cheat sheet saved to my phone. I was determined to solve one. I can in about 5 minutes but got bored of trying to do it any faster.

Rubik's Cube

Main algorithm - RI, DI, R, D

Flip a top block - FI, U, LI, UI

After top portion is complete

Move a top block down & left -
UI, LI, U, L, U, F, UI, FI

(TI-LI-TA-LA-TA-FA-TI-FI)

Move a top block down & right
U, R, UI, RI, UI, FI, U, F
(TA-RA-TI-RI-TI-FI-TA-FA)

Once bottom 3rd is solved

If you have an L or line down middle : (place L upper left)
F, R, U, RI, UI, FI
(FA-RA-TA-RI-TI-FI)

Once you have top cross:
(1 side away & 1 in right hand)
R, U, RI, U, R, U, U, RI
(RA-TA-RI-TA-RA-TA-TA-RI)

In case two matching sides are zkmr siopposite:
(Place side facing u and away)
R, U RI, U, R, U, U, RI
(RA-TA-RI-TA-RA-TA-TA-RI)

Once top cross is done, get block that is in correct spot but is not in correct orientation (place it in bottom right spot)
U, R, UI, LI, U, RI, UI, L

(TA-RA-TI-LI-TA-RI-TI-LA)
 
#59
#59
Oh the reason for 2 sets of abbreviations is because i came up with my own because I stink at memorizing things
 
#60
#60
I still have the password to fight Tyson in Mike Tyson's Punch Out memorized.

007 373 5963
 
#65
#65
I have lots of tiny me's in my brain that constantly argue with each other resulting in extreme chaos. When I was younger, I used to bang my head against the wall trying to get them to shut up. I think I might have given myself a couple of concussions. After about knocking myself out a couple of times, I decided I needed to quit doing that.

I've been on xanax for several years. It doesn't help that much. I wonder if I need a higher dosage? I do know when I stop taking it I get really fawked up. Like hypermanic fawked up. I'll go several days without sleeping. I usually don't take it when I go to Vegas because I figure, why sleep? Plus it's fun if you're a little crazy in Vegas.

When people really piss me off, I deal with my anger by plotting several ways of... eliminating them. Not that I'm gonna actually do it, but it's therapeutic for me. Probably not healthy, but it does allow me to refocus and calm down. I try not to let my temper out as it can be very ugly.

Truthfully, the best med for my depression, anxiety, and anger that I've ever tried is marijuana. I know some people will think "yeah right", but I've never taken a prescription med that does half as well as pot. My thoughts race at a fast and confusing pace, and marijuana allows the process to slow down and make more sense. I see things more rationally when I'm high.
 
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#67
#67
No. She usually says it's big enough when we leave the bar.

Oh, you mean TV. Don't do it then, but both my TVs have numbers.

Drinking tends to make objects appear larger than they are. And the "ladies" still hanging around as the bar closes aren't really picky.
 
#69
#69
I've never denied being crazy. I'm still trying to determine the extent to which I am crazy.
 
#70
#70
This thread may be why my wife doesn't want to go with me to tailgate when coupled with me having pretty decent amounts of life insurance.
 
#71
#71
I constantly search for spiders and snakes to kill. Catching a snake before wasting it is a rush.
 
#72
#72
I've never denied being crazy. I'm still trying to determine the extent to which I am crazy.

I was talking about all of us. I'm sure there's worse out there and people just don't talk about it. Aknowledgment is the first step.
 
#73
#73
I constantly search for spiders and snakes to kill. Catching a snake before wasting it is a rush.

If you captured them alive and relocated them, you could have a show on Animal Planet.
 
#74
#74
All kinds of sickness, but I still believe pedos should be shot and killed.
 
#75
#75
If you captured them alive and relocated them, you could have a show on Animal Planet.
It all started after being bit by a spider that was in my shoe. About lost a toe. Started killing snakes when we found one in our cabinets.
 
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