Random Thoughts XXIX

[heartvols]

Wrong thread heart

I posted Grumpy cat in response to Weezer's sarcasm font comment.

Do we have a sarcasm font?

 

[Slydell]

95 did you see my post in the need help forum before it got axed?

What was it?

 

[GBO18]

I'm scurred to post it.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Bawk bawk, gob. Bawk Bawk.

 

[GBO18]

Lulz

 

[GBO18]

Birdman

 

[95 Vol Alum]

My wife just learned of Birdman.

 

[Weezer]

My wife just learned of Birdman.

Is that code?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

No.

 

[Weezer]

It'd be cooler if it was. Having no sex life of my own to spice things up with, I have to live vicariously.

 

[GBO18]

This game has as many turnovers as a Lady Vols game.

 

[rmsmith]

Is that code?

c++?

#include <stdio.h>
#include <time.h>

int main(){
time_t rawtime;
struct tm *timeinfo;
int year, month ,day;
char buffer[64]="";

/* prompt user for date */
printf("\\nEnter year (number): "); scanf("%d",&year);
printf("\\nEnter month (number): "); scanf("%d",&month);
printf("\\nEnter day (number): "); scanf("%d",&day);

/* get current timeinfo and modify it to the user's choice */
time(&rawtime);
timeinfo = localtime(&rawtime);
timeinfo->tm_year = year - 1900;
timeinfo->tm_mon = month - 1;
timeinfo->tm_mday = day;

/* call mktime: timeinfo->tm_wday will be set */
mktime(timeinfo);

/* display the weekday (this is a fix for the deprecated conversion to char*) */
strftime(buffer,64,"That day is a %A",timeinfo);

printf("\n%s\n", buffer);

return 0;
}

 

[GBO18]

Ugh C++

 

[Weezer]

c++?

#include <stdio.h>
#include <time.h>

int main(){
time_t rawtime;
struct tm *timeinfo;
int year, month ,day;
char buffer[64]="";

/* prompt user for date */
printf("\\nEnter year (number): "); scanf("%d",&year);
printf("\\nEnter month (number): "); scanf("%d",&month);
printf("\\nEnter day (number): "); scanf("%d",&day);

/* get current timeinfo and modify it to the user's choice */
time(&rawtime);
timeinfo = localtime(&rawtime);
timeinfo->tm_year = year - 1900;
timeinfo->tm_mon = month - 1;
timeinfo->tm_mday = day;

/* call mktime: timeinfo->tm_wday will be set */
mktime(timeinfo);

/* display the weekday (this is a fix for the deprecated conversion to char*) */
strftime(buffer,64,"That day is a %A",timeinfo);

printf("\n%s\n", buffer);

return 0;
}

If that doesn't translate to porn, I'm disappointed in you.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Fawk c++

 

[Weezer]

I don't understand people who run for fun. If I'm running, it's because I'm trying to catch up to the ice cream truck.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Good stress relief.

 

[heartvols]

I don't understand people who run for fun. If I'm running, it's because I'm trying to catch up to the ice cream truck.

I agree.

If I'm running it's because I see a snake or I'm being chased by a cannibal.

 

[Aavoxx]

I don't understand people who run for fun. If I'm running, it's because I'm trying to catch up to the ice cream truck.

Boredom.

 

[Aavoxx]

Also coding of any sort kills me.

 

[Weezer]

I prefer a punching bag to relieve stress.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Also coding of any sort kills me.

HTML is the only one I can dig. It at least makes sense.

 

[Weezer]

Haha. News just reported a cadillac recall because the wheels might fall off.

 

[Aavoxx]

HTML is the only one I can dig. It at least makes sense.

I can script. That's it.

 

[Aavoxx]

Haha. News just reported a cadillac recall because the wheels might fall off.

Which?