Random Thoughts XXIX

[Unknown Muppet]

New linens, shoes, pants, belt, shirt, hat socks and undies. Fresh haircut and shave, mani and pedi, straight out the tanning bed. I'm a sexy beech right now!

You have completely surpassed Tex and his pedicure. Whatever mocking you receive is deserved and needed.

 

[Toujours Pret]

You shut your filthy whore mouth. Toby Keith is a great 'Murican. Nobody has ever made more money by exploiting redneck patriotism.

So true. But the Dixie Chicks suck despite their talent

 

[BadJerry20]

Louisville suits u

Lulz

 

[Aavoxx]

Gonzo and 32, you guys doing anything next weekend?

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Lulz

 

[VolFan32]

Gonzo and 32, you guys doing anything next weekend?

Partying at your place.

 

[BadJerry20]

You have completely surpassed Tex and his pedicure. Whatever mocking you receive is deserved and needed.

I'm comfortable in my prettiness. I didn't mention the hair product, wrinkle cream, and facial mask I already have. Vanilla body wash ftw btw

 

[Aavoxx]

Partying at your place.

We seriously should if I get back at any reasonable hour.

 

[Aavoxx]

I'm comfortable in my prettiness. I didn't mention the hair product, wrinkle cream, and facial mask I already have. Vanilla body wash ftw btw

I am convinced you have a vagina.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

I am convinced you have a vagina.

BJ prolly smells better than most girls

 

[BadJerry20]

I am convinced you have a vagina.

Does that mean as a black man you wanna hit it?

 

[BadJerry20]

BJ prolly smells better than most girls

Curve crush does mix well with my natural pheromones to create an intoxicating scent.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Gonzo and 32, you guys doing anything next weekend?

Working Saturday

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Curve crush does mix well with my natural pheromones to create an intoxicating scent.

I'm sure you have scientific evidence to back that up too

 

[BadJerry20]

I'm sure you have scientific evidence to back that up too

Indeed I do

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Indeed I do

I'm so smart

 

[BadJerry20]

I'm so smart

Knowledge is power


Sir Francis Bacon

 

[VolFan32]

Working Saturday

Boom. Dibs

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Boom. Dibs

Dammit! What time? I'm only working til 6.

 

[Aavoxx]

After 6 Gonzo.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

After 6 Gonzo.

I'm in

 

[Aavoxx]

Bring chasers.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

I thought about u when I was out last weekend. We were at the bar with my best friends roommate n this weird couple came in. Tthe roommate is a funny but slightly doesnt give a **** sort of dude. The BFF was talking to a friend of hers who came out and the roommate started constructing this 50 shades of grey story about the odd couple. I bout safe worded him.

 

[GBO18]

No chasers.

 

[BadJerry20]

I thought about u when I was out last weekend. We were at the bar with my best friends roommate n this weird couple came in. Tthe roommate is a funny but slightly doesnt give a **** sort of dude. The BFF was talking to a friend of hers who came out and the roommate started constructing this 50 shades of grey story about the odd couple. I bout safe worded him.

Lulz Burgaflickle!