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Yup. Every time I think I find a good one, I wake up with them at the foot of the bed with a butchers knife.

Lulz. I dated this girl last year; for the first 6 weeks it was awesome. Then I found out she was already picking out colors for our wedding from my buddy's wife. I'm not usually a jerk when breaking up with someone, but that ended right on the spot with a phone call.
 
Lulz. I dated this girl last year; for the first 6 weeks it was awesome. Then I found out she was already picking out colors for our wedding from my buddy's wife. I'm not usually a jerk when breaking up with someone, but that ended right on the spot with a phone call.

Whoa. Thats weird. I dated a girl that wrote a letter she left on the coffee table. It said, dear jerry "I love you but I can't do this anymore. I'm moving to Florida please don't try to find me." Love Jess

I notice there is writing on the back of the paper, so I flip it over. It said Dear Jess, "I love you and can't live without you, I will find you and bring you back to me." Love Jerry

She wrote both sides, from her to me and from me to her. I moved out a week later.
 
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