New night shift thread

[COOKEVOL]

I went around Nashville blasting my air horn around anyone close to the road not paying attention. Got some folks good by Belmont.

Trick to not getting an angry call from your boss is to blast them after the company logo on the side of the doors is past their view.

You cad!

 

[SamRebel35]

1000 Posts in the Night Shift!!!!!!!

 

[COOKEVOL]

1000 Posts in the Night Shift!!!!!!!

Balloons!!

Confetti!!!


(yeah).

 

[SamRebel35]

I went around Nashville blasting my air horn around anyone close to the road not paying attention. Got some folks good by Belmont.

Trick to not getting an angry call from your boss is to blast them after the company logo on the side of the doors is past their view.

You sly dog.

 

[COOKEVOL]

1000 Posts in the Night Shift!!!!!!!

I'll tell my grandkids about it.

 

[Escape Goat]

Y'all bunch of night owls.

 

[Escape Goat]

13-2 *****es.

 

[COOKEVOL]

For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness?

 

[Escape Goat]

You cad!

Screw off. I have these two bags in my hand. Can't help you. Sorry

 

[Escape Goat]

For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness?

Lol. They don't randomly sniff them bro.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Screw off. I have these two bags in my hand. Can't help you. Sorry

I would accept that if they had been sacks. Bags? Uh uh.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Lol. They don't randomly sniff them bro.

Are you an insider?

 

[Escape Goat]

I would accept that if they had been sacks. Bags? Uh uh.

If I typed sacks, you would have thought I had two scrotoms in my hand like peachvol or some shyt

 

[Escape Goat]

Are you an insider?

Professor farnsworth is a close friend

 

[COOKEVOL]

If they ever come up with a swashbuckling school, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something.

 

[COOKEVOL]

If I typed sacks, you would have thought I had two scrotoms in my hand like peachvol or some shyt

And have been required to say "no homo?" No thanks.

 

[Escape Goat]

If they ever come up with a swashbuckling school, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something.

Lol. You on acid tonight my man?

 

[Escape Goat]

And have been required to say "no homo?" No thanks.

Boom. F that no homo stuff.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Professor farnsworth is a close friend

Boy Sam just up and vanished like a fart in the wind.

Special note: That really only applies if the fart is down wind.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Lol. You on acid tonight my man?

No my friend, Jack Handy.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Boom. F that no homo stuff.

About as bad as "link" and "source"

 

[Escape Goat]

Boy Sam just up and vanished like a fart in the wind.

Special note: That really only applies if the fart is down wind.

Shawshank! Nice. Sam is busy trying to sneak a few stale Krystal's he hid while his wife is asleep.

 

[Escape Goat]

About as bad as "link" and "source"

I hate that too! The no homo crap pisses me off though. I'm over 35. It's usually implied that you aren't a homo. Unless I walk in a room and I see you sucking a D.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Shawshank! Nice. Sam is busy trying to sneak a few stale Krystal's he hid while his wife is asleep.

One of my favorites.

I can't do the little square burgers. Kills my stomach. A couple of white castles and you'd swear I was burning tires.

 

[COOKEVOL]

I hate that too! The no homo crap pisses me off though. I'm over 35. It's usually implied that you aren't a homo. Unless I walk in a room and I see you sucking a D.

No sir, not me. I won't even eat vegetables over two inches long.