Random Thoughts XXVIII

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I was gonna post a picture of my next truck, but the bastards at Ted Russell don't have one on their lot.

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So I see this girl last night that I haven't seen it like 4 years. She runs up starts kissing me, hanging all over me, telling me she loves me and missed me. We go home, hook up then she leaves.

So she sends me a text this morning trying to hook me up with her friend. She says HE thinks I'm sexy.
 
So I see this girl last night that I haven't seen it like 4 years. She runs up starts kissing me, hanging all over me, telling me she loves me and missed me. We go home, hook up then she leaves.

So she sends me a text this morning trying to hook me up with her friend. She says HE thinks I'm sexy.
You going to bang him too?
 
So I see this girl last night that I haven't seen it like 4 years. She runs up starts kissing me, hanging all over me, telling me she loves me and missed me. We go home, hook up then she leaves.

So she sends me a text this morning trying to hook me up with her friend. She says HE thinks I'm sexy.

That is an incredibly odd chain of events, unless you were so bad she thought you switched to the other team.
 
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