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Weezer said:
My cousin "got around", so by the time she got the Springer offer, I was past any family embarassment myself. Her mom wasn't, but it wouldn't have bothered me. Hell, I'd have asked her to get me tickets. BTW, my definition of "got around", I think, though I'm not certain, her third and fourth children were the first to share a daddy. That was with husband #3. She had a child everytime she was married, but not all of her baby daddys' were her husbands. And it gets much worse from there, but I really shouldn't go into it. I have no idea if any other family is on VN or not, and if I went into more detail, the story would be easily recognizable for them.
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Sounds a lot my like my sister. 'Cept she went on judge judy.
 
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blupotato said:
Sounds a lot my like my sister. 'Cept she went on judge judy.
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I seriously have a soap opera worthy story about this cousin. It's so outrageous, I'm not even sure a soap writer could come up with it. All I can freely say is it involves drugs, lesbians, and incest.
 
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Weezer said:
My cousin "got around", so by the time she got the Springer offer, I was past any family embarassment myself. Her mom wasn't, but it wouldn't have bothered me. Hell, I'd have asked her to get me tickets. BTW, my definition of "got around", I think, though I'm not certain, her third and fourth children were the first to share a daddy. That was with husband #3. She had a child everytime she was married, but not all of her baby daddys' were her husbands. And it gets much worse from there, but I really shouldn't go into it. I have no idea if any other family is on VN or not, and if I went into more detail, the story would be easily recognizable for them.
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So how many kids does she have?
 
#5,630
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Weezer said:
I seriously have a soap opera worthy story about this cousin. It's so outrageous, I'm not even sure a soap writer could come up with it. All I can freely say is it involves drugs, lesbians, and incest.
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I will leave it at this: a Hollywood screen writer should be contacted for the kids to have financial help growing up.
 
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GBO18 said:
So how many kids does she have?
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Because of the story mentioned above, I no longer have contact with her, so I honestly don't know. The fourth was the last I knew about. And before asked, no, I wasn't involved in the incest.
 
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rmsmith said:
is she hot?
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At one point, she was like my little sister(which says a lot about what she did for me to disown her), so I never looked at her like that. But as many guys that chased after her, I guess she must have been.
 
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Smitty, that hole has been mined so much I don't think there's any gold left. You'd have to tie a 2x4 to your ass and wear a headlamp and even then you probably couldn't see bottom.
 
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