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#5,076
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Hobock said:
I'm glad. Enjoy Dixie Stampede, Hillbilly Golf, and Ober Gatlinburg. Btw, I would dominate you at lazer tag and go-carts. Please bring me an air-brushed t-shirt of a funnel cake on the front and some salt-water taffy on the back. TIA.
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You'd only Dom me is I let you. We've not really done a damn thing. Just had to take a few days away and as u read, that didn't really happen
 
#5,077
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Hobock said:
I love the Gburg PD. True story...I once got pulled over in gburg by 2 bicycle cops. The drink holders in an F-250 are high up on the dash. One of them saw a Bud Light can in the drink holder through the passenger window. I knew I was fawked, kat. 2 cases between 3 people was difficult to disguise once I was out of the vehicle. Earlier in that day, I climbed Clingman's Dome completely fawked up. We decided to drive to the casino over in Cherokee. I had no idea they don't serve alcohol. In hindsight, lucky for me. I stopped in Bryson City, NC to try to find Heath Shuler. No luck. On the way back through gburg, Boom! After I told the cop that I had "several" beers that evening, he asked who the most sober person in the vehicle was. I said the guy in the back seat only had a "couple". Longer story short, we got away with 3 open-container citations that cost 100 each. I mailed the check the minute I got back to the West Tenn. Have fun in Gburg and tell the 5.0 Hobock said wassup!
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Mad respect for rocking a Ford truck. They also sell booze at Harrah's now. Recent development.
 
#5,078
#5,078
Hobock said:
I love the Gburg PD. True story...I once got pulled over in gburg by 2 bicycle cops. The drink holders in an F-250 are high up on the dash. One of them saw a Bud Light can in the drink holder through the passenger window. I knew I was fawked, kat. 2 cases between 3 people was difficult to disguise once I was out of the vehicle. Earlier in that day, I climbed Clingman's Dome completely fawked up. We decided to drive to the casino over in Cherokee. I had no idea they don't serve alcohol. In hindsight, lucky for me. I stopped in Bryson City, NC to try to find Heath Shuler. No luck. On the way back through gburg, Boom! After I told the cop that I had "several" beers that evening, he asked who the most sober person in the vehicle was. I said the guy in the back seat only had a "couple". Longer story short, we got away with 3 open-container citations that cost 100 each. I mailed the check the minute I got back to the West Tenn. Have fun in Gburg and tell the 5.0 Hobock said wassup!
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Tl;dr probably boring anyways.
 
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Aavoxx said:
Mad respect for rocking a Ford truck. They also sell booze at Harrah's now. Recent development.
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I walked in, one of the hawt natives was carrying a tray of fruity drinks. I said, I'll have one of those, what's in them? She said "juice". I said, No! What kind of alchohol? She said, matter of factly, WE DO NOT SERVE ALCOHOL HERE, SIR. I said fawk this place. I went to a bogus-ass "virtual" blackjack table, won 5/6 hands at $25 each. Then, we bounced.
 
#5,081
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Hobock said:
I walked in, one of the hawt natives was carrying a tray of fruity drinks. I said, I'll have one of those, what's in them? She said "juice". I said, No! What kind of alchohol? She said, matter of factly, WE DO NOT SERVE ALCOHOL HERE, SIR. I said fawk this place. I went to a bogus-ass "virtual" blackjack table, won 5/6 hands at $25 each. Then, we bounced.
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They got the memo.
 
#5,088
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Jax_Vol said:
I got a question. Were the cops on a bicycle built for two? Or seperate bikes?
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I never saw a tandem. Separate units, IIRC. There was, however, an awesome bystander on the sidewalk who kept yelling.."Leave them boys alone! They ain't hurt nobody! You just mad cuz you drive a bicycle!" The cops laughed when telling her to be quiet and move along. That lady may have helped my cause.
 
#5,089
#5,089
Hobock said:
I never saw a tandem. Separate units, IIRC. There was, however, an awesome bystander on the sidewalk who kept yelling.."Leave them boys alone! They ain't hurt nobody! You just mad cuz you drive a bicycle!" The cops laughed when telling her to be quiet and move along. That lady may have helped my cause.
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#5,091
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Jax_Vol said:
Ok, I haven't been seen it in the wind tunnel or nothing, but can't a F-250 outrun two cops on bicycles?
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Hellz yeah, if we weren't sitting still in bumper-2-bumper downtown g'burg traffic. The Powerstroke with the chip would've smoke a bike, brah. If you've driven that stretch, you'll understand how funny it is NOW that a bicycle cop knocked on my window while I was sitting still in the middle of the street.
 
#5,092
#5,092
Hobock said:
Hellz yeah, if we weren't sitting still in bumper-2-bumper downtown g'burg traffic. The Powerstroke with the chip would've smoke a bike, brah. If you've driven that stretch, you'll understand how funny it is NOW that a bicycle cop knocked on my window while I was sitting still in the middle of the street.
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#5,097
#5,097
Hobock said:
When did the hard time start? I guess I missed it.
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Alrighty then you're not getting off that easy.


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Yea you missed it when you started crying about how nobody would make that up.
 
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