The Ask Doyle Anything Squatchy Thread

Doyle,

There are a lot of squatches here in Kansas. Might be their women though. Definitely not the dainty southern belles I am used to.
 
Doyle,

There are a lot of squatches here in Kansas. Might be their women though. Definitely not the dainty southern belles I am used to.

Be careful.
The fat beeches try to pose as Squatches at times to get the attention of Squatch enthusiasts.
 
Quick edit.
I hate that DirecTV "tech" that came to my house Saturday. Stupid fuggin redneck. He is to me what Danica is to Bubba.
 
Doyle when you saw the squatch walking around did he seem modest i mean the mans log chain and turd splitter are wide open and all?


and please say you tryed to not look at them?
 
No no no. I wouldn't want you to get blood on your brand new Twilight t-shirt.

Ha ha ha. I'm not Cooke bro.


I would cock slap you, but you would get it confused with your nighty shirt that has the various stages of erection from Richard Simmons. That I will respect.
 
Ha ha ha. I'm not Cooke bro.


I would cock slap you, but you would get it confused with your nighty shirt that has the various stages of erection from Richard Simmons. That I will respect.

Proudly wearing it as we speak. You know me too well.
 
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