we brought Sam Reb here against his will so..

[SamRebel35]

I am everything your old lady wants you to be.

She wants him to be a Justin Bieber fan?

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Am I in the pub?!

Hey bich! Auburn game you down to go some bar?

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Hello, hello, hello.


Is there anybody out there?


Just smile if you can hear me....

Respect for the Floyd respect.

 

[Escape Goat]

Respect for the Floyd respect.

Boooyahhhhh

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

She wants him to be a Justin Bieber fan?

You love my bangs!

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

I'm having flashbacks to a better day.

 

[Escape Goat]

I'm having flashbacks to a better day.

Soon?

 

[Escape Goat]

.

 

[Escape Goat]

Was Sam abducted in the beginning of this thread,?

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Soon?

Sources says its a done deal.
But my source is Slice and he's a damn liar.
Tifwiw.

 

[SamRebel35]

Bridgette the Midget. Would you?

 

[SamRebel35]

Was Sam abducted in the beginning of this thread,?

It is a little hazy. Can't remember the details.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Bridgette the Midget. Would you?

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Otter says yep.

 

[Escape Goat]

Sources says its a done deal.
But my source is Slice and he's a damn liar.
Tifwiw.

If Slice claims its done, it's done.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

It is a little hazy. Can't remember the details.

I insisted on Astroglide for the probing
Never doubt that I am your friend.

 

[Escape Goat]

It is a little hazy. Can't remember the details.

Probed,?

 

[SamRebel35]

Probed,?

Of course. I was trying to remember the non enjoyable things.

 

[SamRebel35]

Bridgette the Midget. Would you?

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I totally would, btw (if I wasn't murried).

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

I totally would, btw (if I wasn't murried).

How's the murried life treating you, Sammy?

 

[SamRebel35]

How's the murried life treating you, Sammy?

Pretty awesome. I don't think anything could have prepared me for the amount of farkin' foot rubs I would have to give, though. I'm about sick of acting like I enjoy doing it. Next time she asks, I'm going to say, "sure I'll rub your feet..... with a belt sander!!!" We'll see how that goes.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Pretty awesome. I don't think anything could have prepared me for the amount of farkin' foot rubs I would have to give, though. I'm about sick of acting like I enjoy doing it. Next time she asks, I'm going to say, "sure I'll rub your feet..... with a belt sander!!!" We'll see how that goes.

I wish I could tell you that it got better. I'm 22 years in and have to act like I'm ecstatic to rub her back.

 

[SamRebel35]

I wish I could tell you that it got better. I'm 22 years in and have to act like I'm ecstatic to rub her back.

Well back rubs have a good chance of leading to genital gymnastics. Foot rubs..... not so much.

 

[SamRebel35]

Goat, Doyle, I'm outta here dudes. Enjoy the remainder of the weekend.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Well back rubs have a good chance of leading to genital gymnastics. Foot rubs..... not so much.

This is very true. In 22 years I have learned her "spots". Rub that back the "right way" and it is well worth it!

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Goat, Doyle, I'm outta here dudes. Enjoy the remainder of the weekend.

Later, Sammy. Thanks for hanging. See you again soon.