The Official Tex, Volga, and Voxx Nike Fuel Competition and Shizz Thread

[rockytop114]

My gf wants me to quit drinking.

You better go ahead and put a foot down let her know who wears the pants our you will be hosting tea partys and going to bed bath and beyond

 

[Unknown Muppet]

 

[HOAV]

You better go ahead and put a foot down let her know who wears the pants our you will be hosting tea partys and going to bed bath and beyond

This is the best advice on this subject

 

[Unknown Muppet]

You better go ahead and put a foot down let her know who wears the pants our you will be hosting tea partys and going to bed bath and beyond

114 is making sense.

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

That's what I'm saying. WTF, you knew I drank when we first started seeing each other. I think it's somekind of power trip. She's playing with the wrong person.

Some women are control freaks. They want to mold you into something you're not. Either you come to some sort of understanding or you put your foot down. Nothing is worse than knowing that you married the wrong person. Somebody has to wear the pants in the relationship and it sure as hell will never be anyone but me.

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

You better go ahead and put a foot down let her know who wears the pants our you will be hosting tea partys and going to bed bath and beyond

114 knows whats up

 

[Aavoxx]

Tex, I'm sorry, but this is hilarious.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Some women are control freaks. They want to mold you into something you're not. Either you come to some sort of understanding or you put your foot down. Nothing is worse than knowing that you married the wrong person. Somebody has to wear the pants in the relationship and it sure as hell will never be anyone but me.

That's exactly what I'm doing. I told her she needs to decide on whether she can live with it or not.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Tex, I'm sorry, but this is hilarious.

I lulzed!

 

[Aavoxx]

Day one of Paleo... success.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

You doing a month strict or what?

 

[Aavoxx]

You doing a month strict or what?

One month, no alcohol. Then I'm going to break the beer rule, because dammit, it's going to be hot.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Eh, beer once in a while isn't gonna kill you.

 

[Aavoxx]

Eh, beer once in a while isn't gonna kill you.

Agreed.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

That's exactly what I'm doing. I told her she needs to decide on whether she can live with it or not.

That's tough **** right there

 

[VolGirlinGA]

Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious.

 

[rmsmith]

Lolololol

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

That's tough **** right there

**** just got real!

 

[VolGirlinGA]

Voxx Angry Orchard makes a gluten free beer if you find yourself homicidal at any point.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I bet it's groce as fuuuu!

 

[wildnkrazykat]

**** just got real!

Clearly it did

 

[VolGirlinGA]

I bet it's groce as fuuuu!

I have a friend that really likes it. I'm not a big drinker so I've never tried.

 

[VolGirlinGA]

100# OHS tonight. Shocked the **** out of myself. I swear its the diet change.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I know most gluten free foods are nasty. Talking about foods they make gluten free, not natural foods that are gluten free. I'm confused, wtf!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

100# OHS tonight. Shocked the **** out of myself. I swear its the diet change.

That's awesome! I wish most people knew how hard those are to do.