Webbvol32 has talked to aliens.

Webb is the male version of Orangetaz. He just wants tix and a ride to see them Vawls. Don't y'all screw up my Mexican swag and Xanax connection. Go Vols!
 
Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.
 
BP, im starting to think webb is not a real crazy person. He can't answer my questions correctly. We need UTVOLKeith to verify whether webb is for real.
 
BP, im starting to think webb is not a real crazy person. He can't answer my questions correctly. We need UTVOLKeith to verify whether webb is for real.

Dear god no, keith needs to stay out of here. This guy had promise before he up and disappeared. Disappointing.
 
I hear ya. I will trade some tix for Xanax and weed. If butch fails you can have my seasons after the GA game. Go Vols! :crazy:





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hey! I would trade my left testicle for season tix! I`ve been unable to attend a game since 91! I am just hoping I can get a ride to the O&W game! I WOULD LITERALLY EAT A DOGTURD FOR SEASON TIX! I have no license,so I`d just livve in a homeless shelter all season and walk to Neyland. It`s 117mi from Jimtown. Seriously! I WILL DO STUPID HUMAN TRICKS FOR TIX! Just no homosexual stuff! Go Vols!
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So you are saying Satan might be an alien? Do you know if god is a woman?
Go Vols!

Yes! Satan AND God could very well be advanced type 3 civilizations from another star system. God is androgynous or a woman. No way in hell a man coulda screwed up so bad! Go Vols!
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My querstions have answers please answer.


And will you be my friend?

I`ll be any VOLfans friend! I will look for ur questions and answer asap. I`m on a little pos phone so allow me time. GO VOLS!
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WebbVol what's your take on bath salts? Is it a new drug, the government releasing chemicals to control us, or is the zombie apocalypse near? Go Vols!

Undoubtedly our government is using ALL drugs to remove our personal sovreignty. It is sad people allow this to go on. Do you know we have more people in dungeons than Communist China,Russia,Europe,and the Arabs COMBINED! WTF? All yall better wake up and realize the imminent t4hreat posed by the federal government. When you can`t even control what you do with your own body,you are NOT in a free country. Yeah,I wish the damn Zombies would hurry t4he fk up! We NEED anarchy and revolution. Go Vols!
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Undoubtedly our government is using ALL drugs to remove our personal sovreignty. It is sad people allow this to go on. Do you know we have more people in dungeons than Communist China,Russia,Europe,and the Arabs COMBINED! WTF? All yall better wake up and realize the imminent t4hreat posed by the federal government. When you can`t even control what you do with your own body,you are NOT in a free country. Yeah,I wish the damn Zombies would hurry t4he fk up! We NEED anarchy and revolution. Go Vols!
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I've been saying this for years. Time to wake up people.
 
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