Random Thoughts XXVI

[xJesusx56]

u musta cheated

Everyone fudges the numbers a little.

 

[Slydell]

Just got back a pretty good tax return. Hookers and blow for everyone.

I think I'm getting a decent one if the so called Social Security people will send me my 1099.

 

[theFallGuy]

if your bald head doesnt embarress you nothing will

tldr

 

[xJesusx56]

I think I'm getting a decent one if the so called Social Security people will send me my 1099.

Mine was at work when I came in tonight. They are too cheap to mail anything, so I just have to get it when I come in.


Edit: W-2 I should say

 

[Slydell]

Everyone fudges the numbers a little.

I have never cheated on a tax return.














Ever.























But, I had a tax firm screw one up big time once. About 2 years or so after the return, I got a notice from the Fed that it was misfiled and I owed $25,000. A week later, got one from the California Tax Franchise board for $15,000. Whoopsie.

 

[Slydell]

tldr

tl;dr

 

[rmsmith]

tldr

failed spell check also

 

[Slydell]

Mine was at work when I came in tonight. They are too cheap to mail anything, so I just have to get it when I come in.


Edit: W-2 I should say

Does your company put them online? Might want to check on that. I use Turbo Tax and if you have an online W2, it's usually posted the second week of January.

 

[blupotato]

Acceptable posting would have been....tl;dr

I just wanted to let you know that I did try. I am not a quitter. Failure maybe, but not a quitter.

 

[Johnny_Majors]

tldr

ok kojak

 

[xJesusx56]

Does your company put them online? Might want to check on that. I use Turbo Tax and if you have an online W2, it's usually posted the second week of January.

I highly doubt it haha, I work for the city government at a water treatment plant. They're so cheap they don't even mail our check stubs to save money on stamps. Not a bad job tho.

 

[Slydell]

I just wanted to let you know that I did try. I am not a quitter. Failure maybe, but not a quitter.

That's always better than a quitter. Are you a tech or labor at Chatt?

 

[Slydell]

I highly doubt it haha, I work for the city government at a water treatment plant. They're so cheap they don't even mail our check stubs to save money on stamps. Not a bad job tho.

Well, at least they got your W2 out before the deadline. Some companies will send it at the last minute.

 

[Weezer]

Divorce.

Seriously, sorry to hear that, man.


Jokingly, I thought you and Ego would last forever.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Oh lawd!!!

 

[Johnny_Majors]

Well you've probably been with most of them, so my schlong will seem huge by comparison.

lulz

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I let him slide on that since he's getting the big D!

 

[bubbacurry1]

sup Weez.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Just saw the highlights of the game. Fuuuu!!!

 

[bubbacurry1]

what was the ****ing score?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

56-62

 

[blupotato]

That's always better than a quitter. Are you a tech or labor at Chatt?

Tech

 

[bubbacurry1]

56-62

thanks. Texaspanhandlevolunteerman

 

[Slydell]

Just saw the highlights of the game. Fuuuu!!!

Yeah, we blew it at the end. Ole Miss got some good home cooking during the game with fouls. At the end, the refs put us on the line enough to win. We couldn't close it out at the foul line.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Sound like a Vol BB game, Football too!