My Boss Hates Me

[YankeeVol]

This seems like bad advice.

Or you could always hug it out

 

[The Ron Mexico]

have sex *on his wife

fyp

A wise man once said, "I wanna be on you".

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Force him to touch your penis...............you should have leverage to do whatever you want with a threat of a sexual harrassment case

Have you considered that I may be one of your employees?

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

put his stapler in jello

Yeah that'll work:ermm:

 

[OtterFH]

fyp

A wise man once said, "I wanna be on you".

Wounded frog position. Ftw

 

[mcompton]

lol

 

[VIF]

Wounded frog position. Ftw

We call that the "Dead Chicken".

 

[OtterFH]

We call that the "Dead Chicken".

Nice!

 

[BearCat204]

Have you considered that I may be one of your employees?

I only hire hot, single chicks who are still interning

 

[Johnny_Majors]

transfer to another dept.
life is too short to work for someone you hate

 

[Volz4lif3]

transfer to another dept.
life is too short to work for someone you hate

Gtfo..

 

[DjCrenshaw]

make fun of how big his vagina is.

 

[Aavoxx]

I get to tell my horrible boss to get bent this week!

 

[Unknown Muppet]

That will be awesome.

 

[Aavoxx]

Yes. I shall enjoy myself.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

You going to quit with a stock sit down or you gonna get creative?

 

[Aavoxx]

I'm going to tell him I've accepted another job, at the same place no less, and if he starts up any **** I'm just going to drop a "not interested" and leave. I have no time short people with Napoleon complexes.

 

[volfan6782]

Drop a duece on his desk.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Sounds like fun. Do you currently call him by his first name? Will he still be ahead of you on the totem pole?

 

[Aavoxx]

Sounds like fun. Do you currently call him by his first name? Will he still be ahead of you on the totem pole?

Yes. He'll still hold a higher position than me, but he'll have no authority over me what-so-ever.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

You gotta call him Mr. Blah now?

 

[Aavoxx]

I might start calling him Shorty or some such.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Nah. If you are calling him Mr. Jackarse now, just call him by his first name several times when you talk to him about changing positions. It will infuriate him.

 

[Behr]

I'm about 99% sure the guy I work for hates me. Should I quit or stay just to piss him off?

Swallow.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

1. quit
2. get on ebt.
3. sell ebt.
4. buy hookers